Mondegreens and you

billy · 11-02-2009, 04:46 AM

The word Mondegreen, meaning a mishearing of a popular phrase or song lyric.

do you have any jems to share?
for instance as a kid i couldnt figure out why jimi hendrix sang
"excuse me while i kiss this guy."

billy · 11-02-2009, 04:50 AM

'My Body Lies Over the Ocean

billy · 11-02-2009, 04:52 AM

elton john -tiny dancer
"Hold me closer, Tony Danza."

billy · 11-02-2009, 04:53 AM

Sunshine of Your Love" by Cream: "I'll be with you darling now; I'll be with you till my skis have dried off."

billy · 11-02-2009, 04:56 AM

Joe Cocker sang "Give me a chicken for an air-o-plane,"

billy · 11-02-2009, 04:57 AM

Merilee Rush sang "Angel of the Morning" as "Just call me angel of the morning, angel; just brush my teeth before you leave me."

TexasT · 11-02-2009, 05:02 AM

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Originally Posted by billy

'My Body Lies Over the Ocean

What are the lyrics to this anyway? My bunny lies over the ocean? Bologna lies over the ocean? I dunno lol.

billy · 11-02-2009, 05:03 AM

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Originally Posted by TexasT

What are the lyrics to this anyway? My bunny lies over the ocean? Bologna lies over the ocean? I dunno lol.

i think it's Bologna...

billy · 11-02-2009, 05:18 AM

i heard the chorus of Paul Simon's "Slip Slidin' Away" as "Venereal destination, the more you keep slip slidin' away." Try not to think about it.

billy · 11-02-2009, 05:23 AM

the Tony Orlando hit ``Tie a Yellow Ribbon ('Round the Old Roast Beef),''

CalifgirlinOk · 11-02-2009, 05:36 AM

"play that chunky music white boy". I can't remember who sang it.Help me Mr.billy!!!

billy · 11-02-2009, 05:49 AM

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Originally Posted by CalifgirlinOk

"play that chunky music white boy". I can't remember who sang it.Help me Mr.billy!!!

Wild Cherry

iflylow74 · 11-02-2009, 05:58 AM

Not sure of the name of the song but it's by The Who-"Whooo are you...Oooh ohh, ooohh ohh."

Sounds like;

"Blue water.....blue blue.....blue blue.."

billy · 11-02-2009, 06:04 AM

my baloney lies over the ocean....

what could it all mean?
conspiracy?

Blackrock · 11-02-2009, 06:37 AM

"There's a bathroom on the right" CCR Bad Moon Rising

My 3 yr old thought it was "There's a Baboon on the right"

billy · 11-02-2009, 06:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Blackrock

"There's a bathroom on the right" CCR Bad Moon Rising

My 3 yr old thought it was "There's a Baboon on the right"

i like em both!

toolman · 11-02-2009, 07:21 AM

"She's got electric boobs and a mohair suit." Benny And The Jets

TXplt · 11-02-2009, 07:30 AM

"Dirty Bees and the Long Horn Cheese"

(a friend's mishearing of "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap.")

billy · 11-02-2009, 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by toolman

"She's got electric boobs and a mohair suit." Benny And The Jets

it's an improvement

Quote:

Originally Posted by TXplt

"Dirty Bees and the Long Horn Cheese"

(a friend's mishearing of "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap.")

i wonder what freud would say?

SKS NOOB · 11-02-2009, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by billy

i think it's Bologna...

It's Bonnie. As in "bonnie lass". Scottish term.

11-02-2009, 04:46 AM	#1
billy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: a secret lab on the shores of lake titicaca Posts: 20,498 Blog Entries: 161	Mondegreens and you The word Mondegreen, meaning a mishearing of a popular phrase or song lyric. do you have any jems to share? for instance as a kid i couldnt figure out why jimi hendrix sang "excuse me while i kiss this guy." __________________ ANGRY SMART AND SOBER

11-02-2009, 04:50 AM	#2
billy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: a secret lab on the shores of lake titicaca Posts: 20,498 Blog Entries: 161	'My Body Lies Over the Ocean __________________ ANGRY SMART AND SOBER

11-02-2009, 04:52 AM	#3
billy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: a secret lab on the shores of lake titicaca Posts: 20,498 Blog Entries: 161	elton john -tiny dancer "Hold me closer, Tony Danza." __________________ ANGRY SMART AND SOBER

11-02-2009, 04:53 AM	#4
billy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: a secret lab on the shores of lake titicaca Posts: 20,498 Blog Entries: 161	Sunshine of Your Love" by Cream: "I'll be with you darling now; I'll be with you till my skis have dried off." __________________ ANGRY SMART AND SOBER

11-02-2009, 04:56 AM	#5
billy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: a secret lab on the shores of lake titicaca Posts: 20,498 Blog Entries: 161	Joe Cocker sang "Give me a chicken for an air-o-plane," __________________ ANGRY SMART AND SOBER

11-02-2009, 04:57 AM	#6
billy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: a secret lab on the shores of lake titicaca Posts: 20,498 Blog Entries: 161	Merilee Rush sang "Angel of the Morning" as "Just call me angel of the morning, angel; just brush my teeth before you leave me." __________________ ANGRY SMART AND SOBER

11-02-2009, 05:18 AM	#9
billy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: a secret lab on the shores of lake titicaca Posts: 20,498 Blog Entries: 161	i heard the chorus of Paul Simon's "Slip Slidin' Away" as "Venereal destination, the more you keep slip slidin' away." Try not to think about it. __________________ ANGRY SMART AND SOBER

11-02-2009, 05:23 AM	#10
billy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: a secret lab on the shores of lake titicaca Posts: 20,498 Blog Entries: 161	the Tony Orlando hit ``Tie a Yellow Ribbon ('Round the Old Roast Beef),'' __________________ ANGRY SMART AND SOBER

11-02-2009, 05:36 AM	#11
CalifgirlinOk Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 8,711	"play that chunky music white boy". I can't remember who sang it.Help me Mr.billy!!! __________________ I got into a fist fight with breast cancer and I won.

11-02-2009, 05:58 AM	#13
iflylow74 Registered User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Arkansas Territory Posts: 1,723 Blog Entries: 11	Not sure of the name of the song but it's by The Who-"Whooo are you...Oooh ohh, ooohh ohh." Sounds like; "Blue water.....blue blue.....blue blue.." __________________ Regnant Populi

11-02-2009, 06:04 AM	#14
billy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: a secret lab on the shores of lake titicaca Posts: 20,498 Blog Entries: 161	my baloney lies over the ocean.... what could it all mean? conspiracy? __________________ ANGRY SMART AND SOBER

11-02-2009, 06:37 AM	#15
Blackrock Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: SE Arizona's Gila Valley Posts: 975	"There's a bathroom on the right" CCR Bad Moon Rising My 3 yr old thought it was "There's a Baboon on the right" __________________ "I only use my gun whenever kindness fails" Forbidden fruits create many jams

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toolman Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: abilene,tx Posts: 7,374 Blog Entries: 25	"She's got electric boobs and a mohair suit." Benny And The Jets __________________ cosmoline is an aphrodisiac!

11-02-2009, 07:30 AM	#18
TXplt Traveling Libertarian Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Fort Worth, TX Posts: 4,857 Blog Entries: 2	"Dirty Bees and the Long Horn Cheese" (a friend's mishearing of "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap.") __________________ Old fighter pilots never die.....They just wind up in Texas