11-02-2009, 05:46 AM
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#1 | | Firearm Zealot
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| Mondegreens and you
The word Mondegreen, meaning a mishearing of a popular phrase or song lyric.
do you have any jems to share?
for instance as a kid i couldnt figure out why jimi hendrix sang
"excuse me while i kiss this guy."
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11-02-2009, 05:50 AM
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#2 | | Firearm Zealot
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'My Body Lies Over the Ocean
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11-02-2009, 05:52 AM
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#3 | | Firearm Zealot
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elton john -tiny dancer
"Hold me closer, Tony Danza."
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11-02-2009, 05:53 AM
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#4 | | Firearm Zealot
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Sunshine of Your Love" by Cream: "I'll be with you darling now; I'll be with you till my skis have dried off."
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11-02-2009, 05:56 AM
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#5 | | Firearm Zealot
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Joe Cocker sang "Give me a chicken for an air-o-plane,"
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11-02-2009, 05:57 AM
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#6 | | Firearm Zealot
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Merilee Rush sang "Angel of the Morning" as "Just call me angel of the morning, angel; just brush my teeth before you leave me."
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11-02-2009, 06:02 AM
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Originally Posted by billy  | 'My Body Lies Over the Ocean | What are the lyrics to this anyway? My bunny lies over the ocean? Bologna lies over the ocean? I dunno lol.
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11-02-2009, 06:03 AM
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#8 | | Firearm Zealot
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Originally Posted by TexasT | What are the lyrics to this anyway? My bunny lies over the ocean? Bologna lies over the ocean? I dunno lol. | i think it's Bologna...
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11-02-2009, 06:18 AM
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#9 | | Firearm Zealot
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i heard the chorus of Paul Simon's "Slip Slidin' Away" as "Venereal destination, the more you keep slip slidin' away." Try not to think about it.
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11-02-2009, 06:23 AM
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#10 | | Firearm Zealot
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the Tony Orlando hit ``Tie a Yellow Ribbon ('Round the Old Roast Beef),''
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11-02-2009, 06:36 AM
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#11 | | Firearm Zealot
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"play that chunky music white boy". I can't remember who sang it.Help me Mr.billy!!!
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11-02-2009, 06:49 AM
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#12 | | Firearm Zealot
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Originally Posted by CalifgirlinOk | "play that chunky music white boy". I can't remember who sang it.Help me Mr.billy!!! | Wild Cherry
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11-02-2009, 06:58 AM
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Not sure of the name of the song but it's by The Who-"Whooo are you...Oooh ohh, ooohh ohh."
Sounds like;
"Blue water.....blue blue.....blue blue.."
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11-02-2009, 07:04 AM
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#14 | | Firearm Zealot
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my baloney lies over the ocean....
what could it all mean?
conspiracy?
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11-02-2009, 07:37 AM
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#15 | | Firearm Zealot
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"There's a bathroom on the right" CCR Bad Moon Rising
My 3 yr old thought it was "There's a Baboon on the right"
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11-02-2009, 07:41 AM
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#16 | | Firearm Zealot
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Originally Posted by Blackrock | "There's a bathroom on the right" CCR Bad Moon Rising
My 3 yr old thought it was "There's a Baboon on the right" | i like em both!
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11-02-2009, 08:21 AM
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#17 | | Firearm Zealot
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"She's got electric boobs and a mohair suit." Benny And The Jets
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11-02-2009, 08:30 AM
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#18 | | Gun Toting Boeing Driver
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"Dirty Bees and the Long Horn Cheese"
(a friend's mishearing of "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap.")
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11-02-2009, 08:37 AM
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#19 | | Firearm Zealot
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Originally Posted by toolman | "She's got electric boobs and a mohair suit." Benny And The Jets | it's an improvement
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Originally Posted by TXplt | "Dirty Bees and the Long Horn Cheese"
(a friend's mishearing of "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap.") | i wonder what freud would say?
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11-02-2009, 06:28 PM
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#20 | | Firearm Zealot
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Quote:
Originally Posted by billy It's Bonnie. As in "bonnie lass". Scottish term.
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