1. Visiting a village in a 3rd world nation, pres. obama tells the natives "I bring you warm greetings from my people!"
The natives respond "Karzanga!"
"We wish you prosperity!" "Kazanga!" they bellow
"I promise years of friendship & economic benefit!"
"Karanga! Kazanga!"
As pres. obama leaves the podium, he tells the chief, "That went well."
"UH-huh" the chief replies, adding, "Look out! Don't step in the kazanga."
2. The democrats are the party that says government will make you
smarter, taller, richer & remove the crabgrass from your lawn.
The republicans are the party that says government doesn't work
& then they get elected & prove it.
One more:
In Louisiana, my home state, they bury their dead above ground to make it easier to get them to the polls. Quoted by Cokie Roberts
No telling how many times a joke like that goes around about different people. I indicated it came from Readers Digest, but they were a little more polite to the prez. They said "american diplomat". But, I thought it fit obama real well. Would work for jimmy carter & a bunch more I can think of.
No telling how many times a joke like that goes around about different people. I indicated it came from Readers Digest, but they were a little more polite to the prez. They said "american diplomat". But, I thought it fit obama real well. Would work for jimmy carter & a bunch more I can think of.
would work for any career politician. pretty funny, and all the more so for being true.
__________________ A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong gives it an appearance of being right-Thomas Paine
