Old 11-04-2009, 07:41 PM   #1
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You might be a redneck pilot........

......if the tips of your prop have green stains!

......you have weeds in your landing gear!

......you've ever had to go around due to livestock/wildlife on the runway!

.....if someone bails hay between the runways!

.....you've ever hauled a dead animal in the plane!

.....you've ever flown with the doors off your plane!



Anyone else have any??
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Old 11-04-2009, 09:32 PM   #2
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You drop dynamite on your neighbor's still to increase your customer base. I suppose you could use big bags of manure, too.
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Old 11-05-2009, 06:10 AM   #3
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......if the tips of your prop have green stains!
......you have weeds in your landing gear! YES
......you've ever had to go around due to livestock/wildlife on the runway!Yes
.....if someone bails hay between the runways!
.....you've ever hauled a dead animal in the plane!
.....you've ever flown with the doors off your plane!YES
Anyone else have any??
Not a pilot, but no crap have seen some of the above.
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Old 11-05-2009, 06:53 AM   #4
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Not a pilot, but no crap have seen some of the above.
Yeah I have seen pretty much all of those!!! One of my favorite airports is in the Ozark mountains and they bail hay between the runways.
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Old 11-06-2009, 02:58 AM   #5
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If you ever propped your cub and the starboard wing fell off.

if you chock and chain with a boat anchor and 10 feet of braided nylon rope.
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