Doctors Diagnosis - The Dreaded Ed Zackery Disease!
Doctors Diagnosis - The Dreaded Ed Zackery Disease!
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to employ the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she go see Dr.Chang, the well known Chinese sex therapist. So she made an appointment and went to see Dr. Chang.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all you crose."
The woman did as she was told. "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room."
Again, the woman did as she was instructed.
Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery reery fass back to me."
So she did.
Dr.Chang slowly shook his head and said,"Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease, worse case I ever see, dat why you not haf sex or dates."
Confused, the woman asked, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"
Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eyes and replied, "Ed Zachary disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ***."
As a member of the anti chinese defamation doctors league, this post is prejudicial, Dr Chang is among many doctors of chinese descent, the mocking of chinese americans is well founded, dr wen ho lee was accused of selling secrets to the mainland chinese with no support, and wrong, and prejudice, the condition refered to is zactly, a russian disease, the condition is detirmined to "your breath smells zactly like your a-ss"not looking like your a-ss, I hope ive provided some providance. the chinese doctor miss interpeted this condition, while many chinese look alike, we also look alike to them, and we owe some guidance to the AMA, I call upon leaders like Hillary Rodham Clinton, to delve into this problem, and give strength to the anti deffamation of american chinese and illegal chinese, and semi legal chinese, and semi legal doctors with no american credentials , sort of legal with no green cards but here and accupuncturists, with no visas, but here, this is thier country as well as ours, haha
Doctors Diagnosis - The Dreaded Ed Zackery Disease! 
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