[Sandy Pockets]

How to get to Heaven from Ireland

I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.

I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'

'NO!' the children answered.

'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?'

Again, the answer was 'NO!' By now I was starting to smile.

'Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?'

Again, they all answered 'NO!'.
I was just bursting with pride for them.

I continued, ' Then how can I get into heaven?'

A six year-old boy shouted out:

" YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN' DEAD...."

[texnmidwest]

Roflmao!!!!

[CopperniX]

wow that started the morning right.

[privateer]

Wow , caught me off guard with that on , almost spilled my coffee . LMAO

[Capt'n Mil Coll]

Ouch. I DID spill my foookin coffee.

[SwedeSteve]

Ha-Ha !! Ya just gotta love the kids !!

[G. Green]

THAT was good!

[larmus]

love them kids...

[grizcty]

Thanks,

I needed that.

[Archetype_wyo]

Gotta love the Irish!