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Old 11-13-2009, 11:40 PM   #1
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a woman runs into a police station yelling "help me" "help me" i was just raped by a guy from arkansas.
the desk sargent asked "how do you know he's from arkansas?"
and she said "cause i had to help him"

a scotsman and AH was out hunting when a beautiful naked girl runs by,
the scotsman yells "hey lass are you game?" she say's yes!
so AH shoots her!

how do you know if AH was typing a letter on his computer? all of the whiteout on the screen.

how many arkansan's does it take to change a light bulb? 25 1 to hold the bulb and 24 to turn the trailer.
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Old 11-14-2009, 12:59 AM   #2
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I wouldnt be driving thru Arkansas any time soon... LOL
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Old 11-14-2009, 01:03 AM   #3
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LOL we need to find something else to poke fun at...even as easy going as AH is, this has to be wearing on his poor nerves!

How about some French Jokes!!??
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Old 11-14-2009, 04:05 AM   #4
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LOL we need to find something else to poke fun at...even as easy going as AH is, this has to be wearing on his poor nerves!

How about some French Jokes!!??
I'm game if anyone knows any Missouri jokes ?
go ahead billy , I dare you !
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Old 11-14-2009, 01:18 PM   #5
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i wouldnt be driving thru arkansas any time soon... Lol

Smart Advice !!!! Lmao !!!
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Old 11-14-2009, 07:31 PM   #6
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Did you hear the one about the frenchman from Arkansas who lives in Missouri?
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Old 11-14-2009, 07:51 PM   #7
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I'm eager to hear it LOL !
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Old 11-14-2009, 09:14 PM   #8
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He was injured while dining on opossum, he forgot to watch for cars.
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Old 11-14-2009, 09:15 PM   #9
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Best pickup line in Arkansas.....
Nice tooth!
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Old 11-14-2009, 09:29 PM   #10
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If you are from Arkansas and your parents get a divorce, does that mean they are also no longer brtother and sister?
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Old 11-14-2009, 10:22 PM   #11
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If you are from Arkansas and your parents get a divorce, does that mean they are also no longer brtother and sister?
No, they passed a law that they would stay brother and sister.
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Old 11-14-2009, 10:24 PM   #12
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No, they passed a law that they would stay brother and sister.
Or cuzz'ins...LOL !!!
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Old 11-15-2009, 06:54 AM   #13
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What does a Arkansas divorce and a tornado in a mobile park have in common?

Somebody looses their home.
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Old 11-18-2009, 09:35 PM   #14
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An Arkansas couple is in the church getting married, the bride whispers something to the groom and he gets really mad and runs out of the church. His father goes after him and after searching for hours finds him.

The father asks "Why did you run out?"

The groom replied "She told me she's a virgin!"

The father looking puzzled "so?"

The fuming groom snorts "If she's not good enough for her own family, she's not good enough for me!"
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Old 11-18-2009, 11:17 PM   #15
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What do you call a good-looking Arkansas girl who's still a virgin at age 18?

An Olympic contender in the 100 meter dash.
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Old 11-18-2009, 11:22 PM   #16
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I wouldnt be driving thru Arkansas any time soon... LOL
Very good advice!
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Old 11-19-2009, 12:46 AM   #17
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I wouldnt be driving thru Arkansas any time soon... LOL
hey i got relatives in Arkansas, my B-I-L lives there plus i had an uncle that lived in Van Buren for 40yrs until he passed away.
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Where do they get virgin wool in Arkanas?


Ugly Sheep!
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Old 11-19-2009, 05:17 AM   #19
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What do you call a good-looking Arkansas girl who's still a virgin at age 18?

An Olympic contender in the 100 meter dash.
I was thinking an orphan.
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Old 11-19-2009, 03:37 PM   #20
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I was thinking an orphan.
That works too.
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