[CopperniX]

Ok i got another one

So an American General a British General and a French General are all standing around talking in France before a big meeting and they are all talking in English. The French general asks the question " At these meetings why do we speak English instead of french since we are after all in France?" The American general looks at the British General and says "Well if it wasnt for our two countries right now you'd be speaking German"

[FortyXDM]

Common admonishment to French children: "PIERRE, get in here this minute, or you will have to brush your teeth tonite."

[Cyrano]

What do you call a French shepherd in a field with two sheep?

A menage a trois.