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Old 11-14-2009, 10:52 AM   #1
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I now know how Thrillbilly got to go hunti'n
DEER CAMP


Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many
years.

Two days before the group is to leave, Thrillbilly's wife puts
her foot down and
tells him he isn't going.

Thrillbilly's friends are very upset that he can't go, but
what can they do.
Two days later the three get to the camping site only to
find him sitting
there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner
cooking on the fire.
"Damn man, how long you been here, and how did you talk
your wife into
letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since yesterday.
Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife
came up behind me
and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'"
I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new
see through nightie.
She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room
had candles and
rose pedals all over.
On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes!
She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did.
And then she said, "Do what ever you want."
So, Here I am.
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Old 11-14-2009, 11:24 AM   #2
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Lol!
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Old 11-14-2009, 12:55 PM   #3
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Rofl !!
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Old 11-14-2009, 01:16 PM   #4
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I believe I'd stayed home !!!! And afterward she would of said "panting" honey you go ahead and go hunting with a big grin on her face LOL !!!
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Old 11-14-2009, 01:36 PM   #5
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Old 11-14-2009, 02:14 PM   #6
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ROTFL,hope he enjoys the hunt, it may be his last one.LOL
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Old 11-14-2009, 02:42 PM   #7
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LOL I think hunting would have to be put on hold .

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Old 11-14-2009, 02:49 PM   #8
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Think I busted my nootin' valve laughin' at this. Hope coffee spray don't hurt the keyboard.
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Old 11-14-2009, 04:25 PM   #9
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Old 11-14-2009, 07:38 PM   #10
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Funny lol
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Old 11-14-2009, 08:32 PM   #11
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That would be 'bagging a Dear' for me. LOL!
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Old 11-15-2009, 06:56 AM   #12
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I believe I'd stayed home !!!! And afterward she would of said "panting" honey you go ahead and go hunting with a big grin on her face LOL !!!
Probably from being well rested after the falling asleep from boredom....
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Old 11-15-2009, 08:05 AM   #13
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^ You'll never know LMAO !!!
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Old 11-15-2009, 12:20 PM   #14
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HARRRR HAAERRRRR HARRRRR that was a gud one.
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Old 11-15-2009, 10:35 PM   #15
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LOL while that is funny...I figgered out that if ya get the wife into hunting herself, ya don't have to hear her gripe about it!
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Old 11-15-2009, 10:44 PM   #16
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^ Right ON !!!
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Old 11-15-2009, 10:50 PM   #17
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well...if my wife did like in the story, I would most likely postpone the huntin' trip! LOL ya can always go hunting the next weekend!
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I figgered out that if ya get the wife into hunting herself, ya don't have to hear her gripe about it!
I agree, but there are costs to that. I taught my wife how to shoot and she decided my S&W 686 was her favorite to shoot, and therefore was her gun. I'm afraid to let her shoot my 617 & my 625 as she will "own" them too.

(I'm not worried about the 629 44 magnum. She won't shoot it.)
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Old 11-16-2009, 06:04 AM   #19
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Lmao.
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Old 11-16-2009, 06:59 AM   #20
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I almost believed it but thrillbilly can't tie a knot or carry a key....LOL!
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