Old 11-15-2009, 07:25 AM   #1
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AH and his neighbor are fighting

There were some backwoods Arkansas' living across the river from each other, who feuded constantly. AH hated Clarence with a passion and never passed up a chance to throw rocks across the river at Clarence. This went on for years until one day the Corps of Engineers came to build a bridge across that river. AH was elated; he told his wife that finally he was going to get the chance to cross over and whip Clarence.

He left the house and returned in a matter of minutes. His wife asked what was wrong, didn't he intend to go over the bridge and whip Clarence? He replied that he never had really seen Clarence up close and didn't realize his size until he started over the bridge and saw the sign: "CLEARANCE 8 FT 3 IN
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Old 11-15-2009, 07:47 AM   #2
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Old 11-15-2009, 07:49 AM   #3
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CLEARANCE 8 FT 3 IN... My momma did'nt raise no dummy !!! I know better than to mess around with somebody that biG !!!...A.H
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Old 11-15-2009, 02:59 PM   #4
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LOL, good one.
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Old 11-15-2009, 10:52 PM   #5
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Lol, that was a good one. Seems like y'all are picking on A.H. awful much though. Good thing that he is mild mannered, friendly, and has a good sense of humor.
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Old 11-15-2009, 10:58 PM   #6
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bleep bleep ! bleep that LefthandShooter !!! If I get my bleep bleep bleep !!!!!
bleep bleep bleep bleep !!!!
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Old 11-15-2009, 11:00 PM   #7
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Lol, that was a good one. Seems like y'all are picking on A.H. awful much though. Good thing that he is mild mannered, friendly, and has a good sense of humor.
THAT JUST MEANS THAT WE LUV'S HIM
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Old 11-16-2009, 05:17 AM   #8
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THAT JUST MEANS THAT WE LUV'S HIM
Boy, I must love him an awful lot!
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Old 11-16-2009, 07:02 AM   #9
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I think A H could take him even if he was 8' 3 " ......LOL!
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Old 11-16-2009, 08:32 AM   #10
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If the punkin chunker didn't do it, AH's Barrett surely would!
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Old 11-16-2009, 08:35 AM   #11
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I am just glad they are pickin' on somebody else besides jest me!
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Old 11-19-2009, 12:32 AM   #12
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There just takeing a break and reloading Tex !!! They'll be back after you Soon !!!
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