[LeftHandShooter]

For your 5th anniversary you asked for a weedeater and got a billy goat and a 50 yard rope.

you think Physcopath is a mountain trail for bikes.

If you take a bath in a water trough.

Your mama keeps a spit cup on the ironing board.

Yer richest kin folk buys a new house and you gotta help take the wheels off of it.

If your flyswatter gets more use than your toothbrush.

You have more appliances in your front yard than you do in your house.

If you use your front porch as a deerstand.

If you have two refigerators,one outside for the food and one inside for the beer.

If.....you pull out the generator when the power goes out to watch a NASCAR race!

If you remember phone numbers by writing them in the dust on your dash board.

You've ever shot a deer from inside your house.

Tonight's supper was too slow crossing the road this morning

Your truck won't fit through the drive-thru at McDonalds.

Your bass boat costs more then your home.

Your kids ride in the back of your pick up so your dog can ride shot gun.

You've ever been trapped in a crossfire at a family reunion.

You've ever used your only phone call in jail to check the status of Nascar race.

You've ever used jumper cables to start your computer.

You have ever decorated a birthday cake with a caulk gun.

Your deer stand has a mailing address.

You can burp the entire chorus of "Jingle Bells".

If you have more hair than your dog does.

If your dog has more teeth than you have.

If your child's car seat is strapped down in the bed of your pick-up truck.

If you live in a two story trailer.

The plastic deer in your yard is a target, rather than a decoration.

Your front porch collapses, and kills more than 5 dogs.

Your deer rifle is worth more than the pickup truck you carry it in.

You use bread twisters for ornament hooks on your Christmas tree.

You think "recycle" means to ride your bike again.

You've spent more money at the good will store than at the supermarket.

[woody1981]

Even better than part 1. Thanks for the chuckles.

[ArkansasHunter]

I'm at a loss on how to get yall back LMBO !!!

[CalifgirlinOk]

You will some how AH...LOL

[LeftHandShooter]

I've got the Mighty Mississippi between us so I'm not worried.

We in Ohio also have the Cleveland Browns on our side, so maybe I should worry.

[gunnut2u]

Quote:       Originally Posted by ArkansasHunter

I'm at a loss on how to get yall back LMBO !!!

You still building that there New - clear - weapon that shoots over rivers A H ?

[ArkansasHunter]

[Cyrano]

LHS, as long as AH don't figure out that a punkin chunker can also be used to throw gallon jugs of Gallo wine filled with gasoline with a couple flaming tampons stuck in the neck, you're safe. He'd have to git them jugs empty first, ya see; and by the time he done that he'd fegit what he was emptyin' 'em fer.

And of course he'd have to go to the store to git them tampon thingys to be the fuse. He'd be too embarrassed to ask th' clark fer 'em, so he couldn't set the jugs off even were he to remember what he was about with 'em.

Yeah, you're purty safe, LHS. At least I think so. ;-))

[LeftHandShooter]

Lol!!

[ALR]

There is only one Arkansas joke, the rest are true.......Where did i hear that before? ...heh? ....oh my.......never mind..........

[roverboy]

I live in Tennessee and I know people here like that.