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Alaska: "Well, I don't know where she lives but Al-ask-a tomorrow.
Urine: "Dude, ur-ine the ladys' bathroom!"
School: "Whatya' think bout' goin' to a bar? "S-chool, man."
Snot: "My girlfriend thinks it's okay to cheat on their boyfriends. S'not cool, man."
Q: What is a double-wide salad?
A: It's for people who can't afford a house salad.
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Griz drinks more coffee than Juan Valdez!
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