[LeftHandShooter]

You could from Arkansas if...

- You carried a fishing pole into Sea World.

- Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.

- You believe dual air bags refer to your wife and mother-in-law.

- You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

- You think there's nothing wrong with incest as long as you keep it in the family.

- You can get dog hair from out of your belly button.

- Your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign on the back.

You weigh four pounds more after you find your keys.

Your lips move while reading a stop sign.

Your first love also won a blue ribbon at the county fair.

If your cousins put out a CountryWestern record and it goes aluminum.

You take your mom to your 5th prom.

What do you call a bunch of tractors sittin outside a McDonalds in Arkansas?
-- Senior Prom.

You wash your car more than yourself.

You introduces your wife and your cousin, and there's only one woman standing there.

The message on your answering machine ends with a BURP!