Subject: JOKE
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>> The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged mountains of
>> Alaska. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope Mobile when he
>> heard a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. He found a
>> helpless
>> Democrat wearing shorts, sandals, a Vote for Obama hat and a Save the
>> Trees
>> T-shirt. The man was screaming and struggling frantically, thrashing all
>> about
>> and trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly bear.
>>
>> As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers wearing Go
>> Sarah shirts came racing up. One quickly fired a 44 magnum slug right
>> into
>> the bear's chest. The two other men pulled the semiconscious Democrat
>> from
>> the bear's grasp. Then using baseball bats, the three loggers finished
>> off
>> the bear. Two of the men dragged the dead grizzly onto the bed of their
>> pickup truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the
>> back seat.
>>
>> As they began to leave, the Pope summoned all of the men over to him. "I
>> give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he proudly proclaimed. "I
>> have
>> heard there was bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic
>> environmental activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is
>> not
>> true."
>>
>> As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies, "Who the heck was
>> that guy?"
>>
>> "Dude, that was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact
>> with Heaven and has access to all wisdom."
>>
>> "Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom, but he
>> doesn't
>> know squat about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait still alive or do
>> we
>> need to go back to Massachusetts and get another one?"
>>
>>
