#1 Freedom Zealot
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Location: Anchortown, Alaska
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Pretty Funny If You Think About It
Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
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#2 God, Guns, Glory
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Location: Lost in Alaska
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My wife kindly reminded me about Ray Charles & Ronnie Milsap.
And said neither of them needed their eyes, to listen or sing music.
Now I know what she ment.
As I still cant see.
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#3 Firearm Zealot
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If they come with surround sound I want one.No, make that two....lol
#4 Firearm Zealot
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My ex-wife had the beta version... all that came out was a high pitched whiny noise....
#5 Firearm Zealot
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my ex-wife had the beta version... All that came out was a high pitched whiny noise....
rotflmao!!!!!
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#6 Firearm Zealot
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Dolly Parton must have
12 Inch Subwoofers.
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#7 Freedom Zealot
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I wonder if you can get one speaker and a mic ??
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#8 Firearm Zealot
Join Date: Jun 2009
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Quote:
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I wonder if you can get one speaker and a mic ??
You can try... but that would require them to listen as well....
#9 Firearm Zealot
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How did you get an ex wife?
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#10 Firearm Zealot
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with a little bit of luck...
#11 Firearm Zealot
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funny and ^ouch... i hate my EX too...
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#12 Firearm Zealot
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Location: Mounds Ok
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Quote:
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My ex-wife had the beta version... all that came out was a high pitched whiny noise....
I had that model also. For about 11 years
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#13 Freedom Zealot
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Anchortown, Alaska
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Remember when they were radio dials and you were tuning in Tokyo, roflmao !! I know CGO, it's crude, but still funny !!
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#14 Firearm Aficionado
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: new york (not the city)
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I think myself I'd settle for an AM radio right now.
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