An old cowpuncher, an indian and a muslim college student found themselves awaiting the same flight. As they were all sitting closely, they all decided to join in on some friendly conversation.
The cowboy remarked that he had retired from ranching while owning thousands of acres and millions of dollars.
The indian replied that his whole tribe was gone, and that out of millions of acres, the remaining members of his tribe were relegated to a few small acres.
The muslim stood up, and said that they were growing by millions a year, and owned most of the planet and where growing rapidly !!
The indian asked how the muslims were doing so well, while his people were in such despair ??
The Muslim started to speak, but the cowboy tipped his hat as he stood, interrupting the muslim, and stated...
Because we ain't started playin' Cowboys and Muslims yet !!
__________________ I keep tellin ya Doc, I'm in pretty good shape considerin the shape I'm in !!
Thanks for the belly laugh, Steve! I've been out in the shop, trying to catch up on work, and needed a good laugh. Now I can sit back, and relax! LMAO! When my belly stops hurting, that is!