[mitchr]

Two men were out hiking when they surprised a mother bear & her cubs. The bear started growling & walking toward them, to get between them & her cubs. One of the hikers sat down on a nearby fallen tree, took a pair of running shoes out of his back pack & was replacing his hiking boots. His buddy started laughing & said, "you don't think those are going to help you out run that bear do you?" The other replied, " all I have to do is out run you!"

[Billyz]

Oh so true. lol

[Big Dog]

A quick shot to the knees works as well.......

[SwedeSteve]

Putting raw bacon in his backpack works well too !!

[privateer]

when that happened to my EX-Wife and myself , I just kicked her in the knee before I started running

[SwedeSteve]

^ that explains that broken cheekbone of yours, LOL !!