[ArkansasHunter]

Man accused of squeegee attack at Ark. gas station


Thu Nov 19, 9:22 pm ET
CONWAY, Ark. – A man accused of using a squeegee to hit another man during a fight over who was first in line at a gas pump was due in court on charges. The man, Hector Chavez, 21, was to be arraigned Friday in Faulkner County Circuit Court on a second-degree battery charge.
A Conway police report said the victim told officers that he was waiting in line at a gas pump when Chavez cut in front of him. The victim — who was not identified — said he confronted Chavez with the squeegee and swung at him before Chavez took the squeegee and began beating him with it.
A phone listing could not be found for Chavez and it wasn't clear whether he had an attorney.
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Information from: Log Cabin Democrat, http://www.thecabin.net

[thrillbilly]

LOL my brother used to manage a couple of gas stations in Conway...I would have loved to seen his face if that had happened at one of his stations!

[Mr. 22]

"Hey Buddie... you got a permit for that Squeegee??"

[thrillbilly]

Next will be "tactical" squeegees with forward pistol grips and tac rails with lights and lasers hanging off them!

[99dragon99]

pretty soon there will be a background check for squeegee use.

I can just hear the cop say this - "Sorry Son, you're violating parole, I'm gonna have to arrest you for illegal possession of a squeegee "

The new BATF license - CCS - Concealed Carry Squeegee

Last one:

The Times headline - "15 People Squeegee'd In Recent Gang War"

[thrillbilly]

And then Gunnut2u will order a Pimp'n squeegee with gold-plated handle and diamond studded blade.

[thrillbilly]

Squeegee

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Squeegee, sponge, and chalk on a desk.



A floor squeegee or squilgee.


A squeegee or squilgee is an onomatopoetically-named tool with a flat, smooth rubber blade, used to remove or control the flow of liquid on a flat surface. It is used for cleaning and in printing.




"onomatopoetically"....now THAT is a 10$ word for ya! Jeesh, I'll have to google that to know what the hell it is!

[thrillbilly]

Adjective

• S: (adj) echoic, imitative, onomatopoeic, onomatopoeical, onomatopoetic ((of words) formed in imitation of a natural sound) "onomatopoeic words are imitative of noises"; "it was independently developed in more than one place as an onomatopoetic term"- Harry Hoijer

[Ninja Piper]

How old do you have to be to own a squigee?

[ArkansasHunter]

I just went to Auto Zone and bought me one NAY NAY NAY NAY NAY !!!!

[Capt'n Mil Coll]

I bot one and cut the handle down and trimmed off parts of the rubber blade. I gots me a bubba squeeeegeee.

[99dragon99]

My dad was a supply sgt up until retirement... I'll have to check and see if he has a case of milsurp hiding in a corner somewhere...

[larmus]

here ya go one tacticool squeegee...

[woody1981]

Quote:       Originally Posted by Mr. 22

"Hey Buddie... you got a permit for that Squeegee??"

Wonder if he applied for a CCW for that squeegee?

[gunnut2u]

Quote:       Originally Posted by thrillbilly

And then Gunnut2u will order a Pimp'n squeegee with gold-plated handle and diamond studded blade.

what do you mean get ....? I have had one of those for years ...LOL!!Was $800 to much to pay for one ? (with holster of course) It does match my PIMP'N .45 !!!!!

Quote:       Originally Posted by larmus

here ya go one tacticool squeegee...

get the compact one though !!!!!!LOL

[White Rook]

If you cut the handle down to less than 18 inches then the ATF will be after you...

[ArkansasHunter]

[quote=larmus;1049856]here ya go one tacticool squeegee...[/quote


DANG IT !!! I'm convinced now YOU can find anything on the NET LMBO !!!

[SwedeSteve]

Thanks for the great laughs guys !!

[R5CYA]

my wife carries one of those under the seat of her car. be afraid!

[Capt'n Mil Coll]

Quote:       Originally Posted by R5CYA

my wife carries one of those under the seat of her car. be afraid!

Is it loaded?