Old 02-05-2003, 05:29 PM   #1
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Talking Horse thiefs beware!

The Hangin' Song from Ren & Stimpy's "Out West"

C'mon everbody! Let's have a hoedown!

Oh, Lord loves a hangin'.
That's why He gave us necks.
It tightens up our vocal cords
And loosens up our pecs.

So if you are a horse theif
And guilty to the bone,
Go ahead and blame a friend
And you won't hang alone.

It may be hard to swaller,
But you'll be three feet taller.
It's a dandy way to entertain your friends.

You say you are a villain,
But can't abide by killin';
Go ahead a steal yourself a horse.

Oh, Lord loves a hangin'.
And so do we, by heck;
So get yerself a lasso
And decorate your neck.

Oh, we is awful ignorant
And uglier 'n sin;
So go ahead 'n cut us down
And hang us all again,

Hangin' that is. Swing a spell...
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Old 02-05-2003, 05:36 PM   #2
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Talking Watch where ya wizz!

When nature's callin'
Don't be stallin'
Use your common sense
Before you let it flow
Find a place to go
Just don't whiz on the electric fence

If you're gonna explode
You can use the commode
Of igloos, cave dwellings or tents
No need to explain when you gotta drain
Just don't whiz on the electric fence

You can swizzle on the sofa
Piddle in the air
Tinkle in the toilet
That's why it is there
(Toilet flushing)

You can let it rain
In the breakfast lane
While waving at ladies and gents
Just don't whiz on...
Don't whiz on
Don't whiz on the electric fence.

No! No! No! No! No!

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Old 02-05-2003, 05:39 PM   #3
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Talking They live in your nose...yup...yup

If you look under chair
Or in your sister's hair
I tell y'all better beware
At what you're gonna find in there

CHORUS
We's a half inch tall and green
Short sticky and mean
We can make your teacher scream
'Cause we're the ugliest gang that you ever did see
Noooose goblins
(We're the nose)
Noooooose goblins
(Nose goblins)

People say we're gross
'Cause we were born inside your nose
But it was crowded back in there
We had to share with a nostril hair

CHORUS

So roll us in a ball
Or wipe us on the wall
But don't call us goobers or snot
'Cause we're the nose goblins that's what

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Old 02-05-2003, 08:43 PM   #4
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Huh!!!!!!
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Old 02-05-2003, 08:45 PM   #5
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You tell me. This thread is your's.
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Old 02-05-2003, 08:50 PM   #7
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Your a strange one aren't you????
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Genetics. I assure you.
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Go pick on Lenny.............:right:
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