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Old 01-10-2010, 02:53 PM   #1
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How long will you last after a zombie bite.

how long will you last after a zombie bite.
What the hell, It sounded like fun.
I took the test and will last 1 hour and 12 minutes.
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Old 01-10-2010, 03:14 PM   #2
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1 hour and 11 minutes
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Old 01-10-2010, 03:19 PM   #3
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A hour and 52 minutes. WhooHoo, enough time to headshoot several more walking undead! LOL
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Old 01-10-2010, 04:03 PM   #4
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I would last 56 minutes, I guess long enough to kill 500 zombies.
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Old 01-10-2010, 04:14 PM   #5
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Old 01-10-2010, 04:37 PM   #6
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HaHA, me and you both privateer
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Old 01-10-2010, 04:59 PM   #7
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Created by Oatmeal

You'd last 1 hour and 20 minutes before becoming infected!

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Old 01-10-2010, 05:50 PM   #8
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1 hour 14 minutes. I guess that makes me an averge kind of guy.
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Old 01-10-2010, 06:13 PM   #9
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1 hour 34 minutes for me, long enough to run out of ammo if there were sufficient zombies
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Old 01-10-2010, 06:53 PM   #10
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Old 01-10-2010, 07:03 PM   #11
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haha 1 hour and 20 min
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Old 01-10-2010, 07:13 PM   #12
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You'd last 1 hour and 24 minutes before becoming infected!
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Old 01-10-2010, 08:22 PM   #13
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Said I would last 1 hour and 30 minutes.

Guys, what's a zombie?
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Old 01-10-2010, 09:18 PM   #14
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how long will you last after a zombie bite.
What the hell, It sounded like fun.
I took the test and will last 1 hour and 12 minutes.
The Zombie Bite Calculator Quiz - The Oatmeal

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About three seconds, I'd shoot myself.
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Old 01-10-2010, 10:09 PM   #15
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It is proper zombie hunting etticate to wait for freinds to turn into zombies for dispatching them even at their time limit, right?
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Old 01-10-2010, 10:15 PM   #16
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BS! perfect health, resistant to disease, and 250lbs, I got at least 2 hours.
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Old 01-10-2010, 10:56 PM   #17
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It is proper zombie hunting etticate to wait for freinds to turn into zombies for dispatching them even at their time limit, right?
Yes, you must confirm zombie status before you get the green light. And if it is a friend's mother, you MUST let HIM shoot her...
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Old 01-10-2010, 11:29 PM   #18
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1 hour and 14 minutes.Guess I'll load up a few more ruonds to be sure i don't run out of ammo before then.
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Old 01-10-2010, 11:41 PM   #19
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Old 01-11-2010, 12:21 AM   #20
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Yes, you must confirm zombie status before you get the green light. And if it is a friend's mother, you MUST let HIM shoot her...

Lol. It's still my favorite zombie movie by far. (Shawn of the Dead)
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