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Ole and Sven are neighbors in Wisconsin. Ole is in need of a new milk cow.
He hears about a nice one for sale over the border in Minnesota. He drives
over to Minnesota, looks at the cow, and reaches under to see if she gives
milk. When he grabs her closest teat and pulls, the cow farts.

Ole is very surprised, looks at the farmer who is selling the cow, and reaches
under the cow to try again. So, he grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts
again. Milk does come out, however.

So, after some discussion, Ole decides to buy the cow anyway and take it
home. He calls over his neighbor, Sven, and says, "Come here and look at
dis new cow I just bought. Pull her teat, and see what happens."

Well, Sven reaches under and pulls; the cow farts. Sven looks at Ole and
says, "Ya bought dis cow in Minnesota, yah?"

Ole is very surprised and says, "Yah, dats right, how did ya know?"

Sven says, "My wife, she is from Minnesota too."