A Montanan is drinking in a Montana bar when he had a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody inthe bar announcing his wife has produced a typical Montana baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds,but the Montanan just shrugs, "That's about average down home, folks, like I said, my boy's typical. " Congratulations showered him from all around,and many exclamations of "WOW!" We heard one woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later he returns to the bar.The bartender says, "Say you're the father of that typical Montana baby that weighed 25pounds at birth. Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So how much does he weigh now?
The proud father answers,"Seventeen pounds."The bartender is puzzled, concerned, and a little suspicious. "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!" The Montana father takes a slow swig from his long-neck beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve,leans into the bartender and proudly says, ..........."Had'm circumcised."
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A Montanan is drinking in a Montana bar when he had a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody inthe bar announcing his wife has produced a typical Montana baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds,but the Montanan just shrugs, "That's about average down home, folks, like I said, my boy's typical. " Congratulations showered him from all around,and many exclamations of "WOW!" We heard one woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later he returns to the bar.The bartender says, "Say you're the father of that typical Montana baby that weighed 25pounds at birth. Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So how much does he weigh now?
The proud father answers,"Seventeen pounds."The bartender is puzzled, concerned, and a little suspicious. "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!" The Montana father takes a slow swig from his long-neck beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve,leans into the bartender and proudly says, ..........."Had'm circumcised."
HAHA!!! YES!!
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The great object is that every man be armed. Everyone who is able may have a gun.
—Patrick Henry
