[drtybykr]

An Amish Farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand


The Amish Farmer shouts: "Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuhe und die Schweine haben in ihm geschissen!"

Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs have messed in it!"

The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, Infidel!"

The Amish Farmer shouts back in English:

"Use two hands, you'll get more!"

[Ninja Piper]

Love it!

[SwedeSteve]

Ha-Ha !!