Old 02-20-2003, 05:01 PM   #1
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Thumbs down Fat American arse's!!!!

I can see why American arse's are sooooo fat! Its wifey poos "magical" time of the month! She wanted that golden stuffed crust pizza from Pizza Hut. This thing is so disgusting (didn't say it wasn't good) I can actually feel my heart slow down from all the fat and cholesterol! I try my darnest not to eat fast food, but can't help it sometimes! Then they prod you to "biggey" size it for only .39 cents more! Why you'd be a fool if you didn't! Its a real struggle not to supersize it, then they look at you as if your mad because you didn't when you get to the window! Oh well, back to my triple bypass special...mooooooooooo!
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Old 02-20-2003, 05:15 PM   #2
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Talking Let's compare belt sizes.

Ok Joe...I have that same problem from being tempted too many times by those fast food places...so let's just compare belt sizes.

I'm using a 38" belt. Sometimes my waist size is stretched out to the last hole on the belt and then again sometimes it's shrinks down to the first hole. Still 38" is my normal gut diameter". (ha)

Let's get a roll coll on belt sizes going. :nod:

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Old 02-20-2003, 05:20 PM   #3
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Mines 40 but shrinking, been up to 46, down to 32! Stocky fireplug kind of guy!
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Old 02-20-2003, 05:49 PM   #4
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Now wait just a darn minute!

Speaking as someone who is of Italian ancestry, pizza is good for you! It is chocked full of good things too. You got yer tomato sause, and tomatoes are good for you. Then thers onions, well their good and healthy for you too. Then the mushrooms and olives and meat and cheese.......well you got all the basic food groups covere in one bite!

nevermind that Pizza Hut will probably put you in an early grave.....

Dang, now I gotta call for delivery for tonights dinner..............
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Old 02-20-2003, 05:50 PM   #5
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Re: Let's compare belt sizes.

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Ok Joe...I have that same problem from being tempted too many times by those fast food places...so let's just compare belt sizes.

I'm using a 38" belt. Sometimes my waist size is stretched out to the last hole on the belt and then again sometimes it's shrinks down to the first hole. Still 38" is my normal gut diameter". (ha)

Let's get a roll coll on belt sizes going. :nod:

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I win!! 50" Belt size!!!

Is that a good thing?............
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Old 02-20-2003, 05:51 PM   #6
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This Pizza Hut was in the mini "hood"...was worried about an "early grave" so I took my Taurus with me!
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Old 02-20-2003, 05:59 PM   #7
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34" waist - I'm a Taco Bell junkie - nothing but taco bell as far as fast food goes - taco bell might as well be cocaine bell thats how addicted to taco bell I am.

At home it is the cheap - stir-ry, alot of fish and of course my veggies - but nothing beats Taco Bell!!
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Change that request to "gut circumference." A gut diameter of 38" figures to be a belt size of 119.32."

Been off work too long and I've got CRS.

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Stopper, I'm with you on Taco Bell. Ate there for lunch today and supper last night. Also about 5-6 times every week. My favorite is their taco salad but sometimes I work up to a real taco.(ha)

My favorite part there is that drinks are free for old geezers like me. That makes eating there d amned cheap.

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Old 02-20-2003, 08:00 PM   #10
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36-38. Due in part to Taco Bell, Basha's Pizza, and a desk job...
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I was a 50" before...man I was a giant fellow...but I am proud to say I am a 36-38, but I have to wear a 40 cause I have very big calf muscles from when I was pushing 320 lbs.

But I am down to 190 now...so I try to limit what I eat cause I want to stay healthy!
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Old 02-21-2003, 12:42 AM   #12
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38 sometimes or 40, like now, I think your belt size is porportional to age and junk food intake there must be an equation to describe thie phenomenon

bs(belt size )=age/2+t1(number of tacos in one week)+p1 (numbers of pizzas)+b1(number of beers)/square root of numbers of big macs
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Old 02-21-2003, 01:31 AM   #13
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40,but then,I'm only 3 ft. 2 in. tall.
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Hey Stopper

MMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Taco Belllll aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrgggggghhhhh...........
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Old 02-21-2003, 12:30 PM   #15
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I'm wearing 38's now, but am still working on getting down to a 34. I used to wear a 42, and started getting concerned after my dad had his quadruple bypass. Plus, our PT instuctor in the academy is really sadistic, too, so that helps.
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7Mmag6: Did you learn that formula at McDonald's Hamburger University?(ha)

You wrote: "bs(belt size )=age/2+t1(number of tacos in one week)+p1 (numbers of pizzas) +b1 (number of beers)/square root of numbers of big macs"

In that case here's my waist size:

bs=age (65)/2+6+1+3/2
bs=21.25"

I like that better than the actual size. Maybe that's what size I should be working towards.

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Old 02-22-2003, 01:13 AM   #17
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Drink a lot more beer my friend, the equation nulls out the beer intake
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Old 02-22-2003, 08:37 AM   #18
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Currently 34 and holding. Used to be 28.

Love Taco Bell too.

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