[Oxford]

A jumbo jet from American Airlines, is just coming into the Miami Airport on its
final approach. The pilot comes on the intercom, "This is your Captain.. We're on
our final descent into Miami. I want to thank you for flying with us today and I
hope you enjoy your stay in Miami ."

He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear his conversation
from the cockpit.

The copilot says to the pilot, "Well, skipper, watcha gonna do in Miami?"

"Well," says the captain, "first I'm gonna check into the hotel and take a big crap
... then I'm gonna take that new stewardess with the huge tits out for dinner at South
Beach... then I'm gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my room and put it to her
big time all night "

Everyone on the plane hears this and immediately begins looking up and down the
aisles trying to get a look at the new stewardess. Meanwhile, the new stewardess is
at the very back of the plane. She's so embarrassed that she starts to run to try and
get to the cockpit to turn the intercom off. Halfway down the aisle, she trips over
an old lady's bag and down she goes.

The old lady leans over and says: "No need to hurry, dear. He's gotta take a **** first ."

Ox

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