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[Dookiebutt]

Wun: Until you have tried a few rounds of "sporting kitties" you don't know what you are missing. "PULL!"

[Cyrano]

Originally Posted by Dookiebutt

Kittens. You can get 'em free from early spring until late fall. Look for the signs that say "Free Kittens".

That is not funny. In fact, it's downright offensive. I presume that you are joking. If you are, don't quit your day job for the stand-up circuit. If you aren't, lock up your guns and go get some psychiatric help. You need it.