Vicious Attack Killer Squirrels...

Joshua M. Smith · 10-06-2007, 01:35 PM

I've been saying it for years. Ain't I been sayin' it? Here's proof!

Quote:

Russian squirrel pack 'kills dog'

Squirrels have bitten to death a stray dog which was barking at them in a Russian park, local media report.

Passers-by were too late to stop the attack by the black squirrels in a village in the far east, which reportedly lasted about a minute.

They are said to have scampered off at the sight of humans, some carrying pieces of flesh.

A pine cone shortage may have led the squirrels to seek other food sources, although scientists are sceptical.

The attack was reported in parkland in the centre of Lazo, a village in the Maritime Territory, and was witnessed by three local people.

A "big" stray dog was nosing about the trees and barking at squirrels hiding in branches overhead when a number of them suddenly descended and attacked, reports say.

"They literally gutted the dog," local journalist Anastasia Trubitsina told Komsomolskaya Pravda newspaper.

"When they saw the men, they scattered in different directions, taking pieces of their kill away with them."

Mikhail Tiyunov, a scientist in the region, said it was the first he had ever heard of such an attack.

While squirrels without sources of protein might attack birds' nests, he said, the idea of them chewing a dog to death was "absurd".

"If it really happened, things must be pretty bad in our forests," he added.

Komosmolskaya Pravda notes that in a previous incident this autumn chipmunks terrorised cats in a part of the territory.

A Lazo man who called himself only Mikhalich said there had been "no pine cones at all" in the local forests this year.

"The little beasts are agitated because they have nothing to eat," he added.

BBC NEWS | Europe | Russian squirrel pack 'kills dog'

Josh <><

P.S. I think I'll take the M44 this year. J.S.

TexasT · 10-06-2007, 01:42 PM

I've known for a while that squirrels are vicious. At my undergrad they didn't move off the sidewalk when you walked 2 inches beside them. I've even seen one run and jump to knock over a trash can to get food out.

Cyrille · 10-06-2007, 02:00 PM

"Rocky" watch out! Squirrel season has opened!" yells Bulwinkle

rtch77 · 10-06-2007, 03:56 PM

Now I thought this had to be a load of crap but a quick search brings this go figure. what a lame dog killed by tasty dog treats. Read it again and weep.

BBC NEWS | World | Europe | Russian squirrel pack 'kills dog'

Triggerjerk · 10-06-2007, 04:02 PM

Oh My God...don't let billy see this! He'll want to make it in to a full length feature film! Remember "Willard" with the rats? "This is Willard...and these are his friends, Socrates and Ben. They would do anything for Willard...anything!

.22guy · 10-06-2007, 04:21 PM

Time to go buy more ammo for the squirrel invasion. Or maybe it's the Zombie squirrel invasion.....

billy · 10-06-2007, 04:26 PM

and you people laughed when i bought a .454!
who's laughing now? huh?
they need to capture one of these creatures alive so they can be studied.
i am afraid .22guy may have pinpointed just the tip of the iceberg.

ArkansasHunter · 10-06-2007, 04:27 PM

YEP....22guy my wife and I are going out to eat in a little while and afterwards I'm going to Wally World to buy a case of ammo...I can't have squirrels attacking me or the family'
LMAO A.H

Edit: sorry billy we must of posted about the same time...You don't recon them squirrels were robots developed buy the KGB ???

I can see a new Thread here !!!

billy · 10-06-2007, 04:30 PM

its S.H.T.F. alright SQUIRRELS HIT THE FAN!
thats it.
double time on the reloading press!
i need to hurry and buy a fully automated press and as many components as possible.

samuel · 10-06-2007, 04:36 PM

Settle down fella,s it,s just that russian vodka.The squirrels must have found a stash somewhere.Ive seen men that could whip the whole barroom after a few drinks of vodka. sam.

ArkansasHunter · 10-06-2007, 04:41 PM

I don't know about that Sammy I just stepped out side and 100's of squirrels came running out of the woods...I just barly made it back into the house !!!!

Triggerjerk · 10-06-2007, 04:53 PM

billy...organize an exorcism...

samuel · 10-06-2007, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArkansasHunter

I don't know about that Sammy I just stepped out side and 100's of squirrels came running out of the woods...I just barly made it back into the house !!!!

Probably they were just trying to protect their hooch stash.Dress like a preacher and carry a bible and they will probably trust you. sam.

billy · 10-06-2007, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by samuel

Probably they were just trying to protect their hooch stash.Dress like a preacher and carry a bible and they will probably trust you. sam.

i wonder if i can make it to my truck?
i need to call someone thats not in the know about this and have them come over.
using them for bait i may just have a chance!
anybody know bravo30's number?

Joshua M. Smith · 10-06-2007, 07:09 PM

Well, these were black Russian squirrel.

The black squirrel here came from Russia and Germany, and I'm seeing a huge increase in their populations... so much so that I kill them as vermin. No meat to speak of and they neuter the fox squirrels, kill their young, and take over their habitats. Maybe this is the Russian invasion we feared for years? Squirrel Dawn?

Josh <><

A-10 · 10-06-2007, 07:23 PM

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictur...larmymedal.jpg

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictur..._squirrels.jpg

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictur...ger[1].jpg

BEWARE!

samuel · 10-06-2007, 07:44 PM

Thanks A10,maybe we are in trouble.Bet it was scarry getting those pictures. sam.

billy · 10-06-2007, 09:15 PM

you didnt say the lil devils were ARMED!

tommy · 10-06-2007, 10:11 PM

man i had two pet squirrels and i wanna know how did he get that uqirrel in that suit.lol my two would have never been up to that.

A-10 · 10-06-2007, 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by billy

you didnt say the lil devils were ARMED!

Only the elite of their ranks. Their spec ops so to speak.

10-06-2007, 01:42 PM	#2
TexasT I'll Beat You Up! Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Everywhere you want to be. Posts: 3,315	I've known for a while that squirrels are vicious. At my undergrad they didn't move off the sidewalk when you walked 2 inches beside them. I've even seen one run and jump to knock over a trash can to get food out. __________________ *Ignorantia legis neminem excusat.* Ignorance of the law excuses no one.

10-06-2007, 04:02 PM	#5
Triggerjerk Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 978	Oh My God...don't let billy see this! He'll want to make it in to a full length feature film! Remember "Willard" with the rats? "This is Willard...and these are his friends, Socrates and Ben. They would do anything for Willard...anything! __________________ We old dogs can learn new tricks. We just may not like performng them. TJ Last edited by Triggerjerk; 10-06-2007 at 04:05 PM.

10-06-2007, 04:21 PM	#6
.22guy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 3,822	Time to go buy more ammo for the squirrel invasion. Or maybe it's the Zombie squirrel invasion..... __________________ Guns: they are like baseball cards except they are cool and you can kill things with em. -Billy

10-06-2007, 04:26 PM	#7
billy Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: a secret lab on the shores of lake titicaca Posts: 9,408	and you people laughed when i bought a .454! who's laughing now? huh? they need to capture one of these creatures alive so they can be studied. i am afraid .22guy may have pinpointed just the tip of the iceberg. __________________ 1911 trumps 911 everytime!

10-06-2007, 04:27 PM	#8
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,151	YEP....22guy my wife and I are going out to eat in a little while and afterwards I'm going to Wally World to buy a case of ammo...I can't have squirrels attacking me or the family' LMAO A.H Edit: sorry billy we must of posted about the same time...You don't recon them squirrels were robots developed buy the KGB ??? I can see a new Thread here !!! Last edited by ArkansasHunter; 10-06-2007 at 04:30 PM.

10-06-2007, 02:00 PM	#3
Cyrille Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: South Louisiana Posts: 1,394	"Rocky" watch out! Squirrel season has opened!" yells Bulwinkle

10-06-2007, 03:56 PM	#4
rtch77 Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 69	Now I thought this had to be a load of crap but a quick search brings this go figure. what a lame dog killed by tasty dog treats. Read it again and weep. BBC NEWS \| World \| Europe \| Russian squirrel pack 'kills dog'

10-06-2007, 04:30 PM	#9
billy Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: a secret lab on the shores of lake titicaca Posts: 9,408	its S.H.T.F. alright SQUIRRELS HIT THE FAN! thats it. double time on the reloading press! i need to hurry and buy a fully automated press and as many components as possible. __________________ 1911 trumps 911 everytime!

10-06-2007, 04:36 PM	#10
samuel Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 4,617	Settle down fella,s it,s just that russian vodka.The squirrels must have found a stash somewhere.Ive seen men that could whip the whole barroom after a few drinks of vodka. sam.

10-06-2007, 04:41 PM	#11
ArkansasHunter Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 10,151	I don't know about that Sammy I just stepped out side and 100's of squirrels came running out of the woods...I just barly made it back into the house !!!!

10-06-2007, 04:53 PM	#12
Triggerjerk Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 978	billy...organize an exorcism... __________________ We old dogs can learn new tricks. We just may not like performng them. TJ

10-06-2007, 07:09 PM	#15
Joshua M. Smith Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Wabash IN Posts: 323	Well, these were black Russian squirrel. The black squirrel here came from Russia and Germany, and I'm seeing a huge increase in their populations... so much so that I kill them as vermin. No meat to speak of and they neuter the fox squirrels, kill their young, and take over their habitats. Maybe this is the Russian invasion we feared for years? Squirrel Dawn? Josh <>< __________________ Is it better to live by a corrupt society's standards rather than face persecution for not doing the same? This is the dilemma we now face. We must hold fast to our convictions as we confront this dilemma. Knowing one's self goes a long way in the crisis. - Me, Standup Philosopher

10-06-2007, 07:23 PM	#16
A-10 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: North Carolina Posts: 724	http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictur...larmymedal.jpg http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictur..._squirrels.jpg http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictur...ger[1].jpg BEWARE! __________________ If there's nothing worth dying for, there's nothing worth living for.

10-06-2007, 07:44 PM	#17
samuel Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 4,617	Thanks A10,maybe we are in trouble.Bet it was scarry getting those pictures. sam.

10-06-2007, 09:15 PM	#18
billy Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: a secret lab on the shores of lake titicaca Posts: 9,408	you didnt say the lil devils were ARMED! __________________ 1911 trumps 911 everytime!

10-06-2007, 10:11 PM	#19
tommy Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: schriever la Posts: 3,659	man i had two pet squirrels and i wanna know how did he get that uqirrel in that suit.lol my two would have never been up to that.

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