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07-02-2009, 12:58 PM
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#61 | | Firearm Zealot
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My Bad! Zombies want brains and they would starve to death with Democrat and liberals. The Dems would try to reason and negotiate with the zombies. Trying to reason with unreasonable people, sounds like the current foreign policy to me. The Dems would apologize for America creating the virus in the first place. Sound familiar? FN P90 is the best choice, hands down. Zombies and terrorists look very similar and act similiar, hard to tell the difference. Better shoot them both in the head, just to make sure.
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07-02-2009, 01:03 PM
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#62 | | Banned
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Originally Posted by White Rook  | Hollywood Zombie's have really evolved from the slow walking ones like in the movie "The Night of the Living Dead". Now they can run and hunt in packs. Soon they will be chasing you down in cars and motorcycles or Helicopter Gunships...We don't have a chance.. | Which Zombies specifically do you mean?
I think Princess Diana was chased down by zombies.
Some of those boy bands. They were chased down by Zombies too.
There was a MASS zombie outbreak in the 30s.
National Guard I believe had to defend Kent State from a Zombie attack also.
At least as History reads it.
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07-02-2009, 01:08 PM
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#63 | | Firearm Enthusiast
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G36c with a ton of beta mags FTW! With a nice 1911 as a back up like a Para double stack one.
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07-02-2009, 01:16 PM
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#64 | | Firearm Zealot
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Originally Posted by Kaybe | My Bad! Zombies want brains and they would starve to death with Democrat and liberals. The Dems would try to reason and negotiate with the zombies. Trying to reason with unreasonable people, sounds like the current foreign policy to me. The Dems would apologize for America creating the virus in the first place. Sound familiar? FN P90 is the best choice, hands down. Zombies and terrorists look very similar and act similiar, hard to tell the difference. Better shoot them both in the head, just to make sure. | Richard Carlson: a zombie has no will of its own. you see them sometimes walking around blindly with dead eyes, following orders, not knowing what they do, not caring.
Bob Hope: you mean like democrats?
The Ghost Breakers (1940)
there it is, the truth revealed 
so if in probability, then zombies are democrats, which explains why Chicago has so many dead people voting.
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07-02-2009, 01:20 PM
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#65 | | Firearm Zealot
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One of the main zombie leaders and creaters just died, so that should help with the overall population. Shouldn't Michael Jackson's body be burned?
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07-02-2009, 01:22 PM
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#66 | | Banned
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Originally Posted by Kaybe | One of the main zombie leaders and creaters just died, so that should help with the overall population. Shouldn't Michael Jackson's body be burned? | *ahems* His body will be melted actually. Then formed into legos. At which point kids will have a chance to play with him for a change.
*Couldn't help it.*
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07-02-2009, 01:25 PM
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#67 | | Firearm Zealot
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Originally Posted by White Rook | Hollywood Zombie's have really evolved from the slow walking ones like in the movie "The Night of the Living Dead". Now they can run and hunt in packs. Soon they will be chasing you down in cars and motorcycles or Helicopter Gunships...We don't have a chance.. |
YEP ! Thats what I'm afraid of...A.H
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07-02-2009, 01:29 PM
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#68 | | Firearm Zealot
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Originally Posted by Kaybe | One of the main zombie leaders and creaters just died, so that should help with the overall population. Shouldn't Michael Jackson's body be burned? | Pertaining to your Michael Jackson quote. That might be expensive to do with this new cap and trade law...
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07-02-2009, 01:32 PM
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#69 | | Firearm Zealot
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Hollywood Zombie's have really evolved from the slow walking ones like in the movie "The Night of the Living Dead". Now they can run and hunt in packs. Soon they will be chasing you down in cars and motorcycles or Helicopter Gunships....We don't stand a chance...
That would be the UN doing that, very similar to zombies
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07-02-2009, 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted by ArkansasHunter | Pertaining to your Michael Jackson quote. That might be expensive to do with this new cap and trade law... | Tell me a little about that.
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07-02-2009, 01:44 PM
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#71 | | Firearm Zealot
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Originally Posted by Beer Forever | How about some hand grenades? |
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Originally Posted by CrazyIvan Three words.
Burning zombie chunks.
Grenades may not destroy the brain and have the potential to fling infectious zombie shrapnel all over the places.
And know what's worse than zombies? Burning zombies shambling towards you hungrily while setting everything around them on fire.
I also have to say the FN P90 seems a great "compromise" weapon. It's also compact, so can be used indoors and not be unwieldy.
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07-02-2009, 01:50 PM
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#72 | | Firearm Zealot
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We could send in several Enforcement Droids, ED-209, the urban pacification model, into the streets to decimate the slobbering zombie hoards but what fun is it to have the robots do it? Run them over with an M1 Abrams....messy but fun.
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07-02-2009, 01:52 PM
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#73 | | Firearm Enthusiast
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I am going to have to go with the P90 as my primary weapon, a 1911 secondary, and then when I am really screwed I am going to have two (yes two) AA12s. If you dont know what an AA12 is, youtube it.
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07-02-2009, 01:56 PM
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#74 | | Firearm Zealot
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Either one of these should work:  
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07-02-2009, 02:07 PM
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#75 | | Firearm Zealot
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Originally Posted by Chad xXx | Tell me a little about that. |
To put it simply. Anything that leaves a carbon foot print is taxed.
I'll asumes the plastic from cremanting Michael Jackson would leave a carbon foot print LOL !!!!
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07-02-2009, 02:54 PM
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#76 | | Firearm Zealot
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I know the shotgun is a popular and traditional weapon for zombies but Ill take my AR with light and red dot or ACOG.
I can carry a lot more ammo for the weight. Aimed headshots are best but with my M4gery I have 30 potential headshots vs 7 with my 870. Not to mention faster follow up shots on target if I miss and added range. Travel light and fast if you have to go outside. If you are traveling in a small group perhaps then have someone with a shotty to mix it up a bit.
Ill use my Glock 17 for my pistol.
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07-02-2009, 03:02 PM
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#77 | | Firearm Zealot
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A minigun and a Mosin Nagant. 
The minigun can be used for the hordes of zombies and the Mosin can be used to blow them away and turn them into a smoldering pile of dust. I would also take two hicap sidearms in .45auto.
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07-21-2009, 04:42 AM
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#78 | | Registered User
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No offense meant to anyone, but it seems like most people are thinking about their favorite weapon in Call of Dut, not what would be effective in the given situation. The main problem with the 5.7x28mm round (P90, Five-seveN) is that it is designed as a high velocity, lightweight round and does not address the issue of stopping power. I am aware that the general theory is that a zombie will be incapacitated by severe damage to the brain. The 5.7x28mm would only produce this sort of damage on direct impact with the brain (a relatively small target, good luck taking out a pack of charging zombies that way). I would want to pack a higher power pound such as the .30-06 or a rough equivalent. The kinetic energy delivered by a round like this would be capable of killing a zombie with a hit anywhere in the head, neck, or shoulders.
Basically, my ideal zombie gun is the 8mm Yugo 24/47 Mauser that I'm working on right now. It has provisions to mount a bayonet, a 20-round magazine, optics, etc. Another issue that this addresses is fire control. I would be willing to bet that 99 out of 100 people, when faced with an army of the undead, would not be thinking about conserving ammo and would just start pumping rounds downrange a fast as they could. Don't deny it, that's why the army fields M16s that fire in 3-round bursts rather than full auto. Even trained military men do it. A bolt-action rifle forces you to conserve ammo. And since I'm sure I will be attacked for the lack of an ability to fire rapidly, I also bet that I can load and shoot 100 rounds out of a bolt-action rifle (the surplus ammo I get comes on stripper clips) faster than you can empty a 50-round P90 mag, take it out, reload 50 rounds into it, put it back and fire off those 50. Reloading conventional magazines is a lengthy process.
Sorry for the uber long post, just trying to look at it realisticly. If it were practical to hang a fat chick off the front of a quad-.50, I'd do it in a heartbeat.  | |
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07-21-2009, 06:28 AM
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#79 | | Firearm Zealot
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If they get past my Meat tenderizer filled claymores and my guard vultures, then they would have to face my turret mounted GAU-8 Avenger. If they get past that, they would face my HK GMG. If they get through that, next is my M67 Zippo, cause I'm takin' it on the road. Once I run out of fuel I would use my USAS-12. If all that fails it's time to pull the pin on my M67 grenade.
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07-21-2009, 06:35 AM
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#80 | | Firearm Zealot
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ya know?
i am thinkin an AK and a good pistol.
let me just throw this out there and tell me what you think.
if there were a bunch of fast zombies running at you.
spray and pray at the legs.
thats right
cripple them.
then you dont have to kill them.
you just bought yourself the time needed to get away.
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