Survival Rules...

[Mooseman684]

Marine Corps Survival Rules:
> 1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.
> 2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough.
> 3. Have a plan.
> 4. Have a back-up plan.
> 5. Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
> 6. Don't attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber doesn't start with
> a "4."
> 7. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap.
> 8. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral &
> diagonal preferred.)
> 9. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.
> 10. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.
> 11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.
> 12. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or
> tactics. They will only remember who lived.
> 13. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating your intention to
> shoot.
>
>
> Navy SEALS Survival Rules:
> 1. Look very cool in sunglasses.
> 2. Kill every living thing within view.
> 3. Adjust speedo.
> 4. Check hair in mirror.
>
> US Army Rangers Survival Rules:
> 1. Walk in 50 miles wearing 75 pound rucksack while starving.
> 2. Locate individuals requiring killing.
> 3. Request permission via radio from "Higher" to perform killing.
> 4. Curse bitterly when mission is aborted.
> 5. Walk out 50 miles wearing a 75 pound rucksack while starving.
>
> US Army Survival Rules:
> 1. Select a new beret to wear.
> 2. Sew patches on right shoulder.
> 3. Change the color of beret you decide to wear.

> US Air Force Survival Rules:
> 1. Have a cocktail.
> 2. Adjust temperature on air-conditioner.
> 3. See what's on HBO.
> 4. Ask "what is a gunfight?"
> 5. Request more funding from Congress with a "killer" PowerPoint
> presentation.
> 6. Wine & dine 'key' Congressmen, invite DOD & defense industry
> executives.
> 7. Receive funding, set up new command and assemble assets.
> 8. Declare the assets "strategic" and never deploy them operationally.
> 9. Hurry to make 13:45 tee-time.
>
> US Navy Survival Rules:
> 1. Go to Sea.
> 2. Drink Coffee.
> 3. Watch porn.
> 4. Deploy the Marines.

[knightRider]

funny
but what about the green berat ?

[billy]

Originally Posted by knightRider

funny
but what about the green Beret ?

spellcheck is your pal

[Mooseman684]

See U.S.Army....lol

[Big Dog]

US Navy Survival Rules:
> 1. Go to Sea.
> 2. Drink Coffee.
> 3. Watch porn.
> 4. Deploy the Marines.

Yep, that was us to the "T"!

[RedneckCatholic]

Airborne Survival Rule: If you're in a fair fight, your tactics suck.

[SwedeSteve]

US Army Survival Rules (Revised)
Find Em
Fix Em
Flank Em
F&*k Em