Would You Eat Your Buddies in a Blizzard?

[skiking]

I scored a 70%

[scienceman]

Originally Posted by Dragunov

The frightening thing is that I answered the questions honestly

74% (Pass the salt, please).

Hey scienceman, do you have a good recipe for canapes?

Yes

Ingredients for Anchovy Canapes Recipe 1

• 6 portions prepared bread
• 3 tablespoons Human paste
• 3 teaspoons lemon juice
• 2 hard-cooked eggs
• Garnish of human flesh

Instructions

1. Human flesh is best served fresh
2. When a blender is not available , human paste may be created by bashing a large chunk of flesh with a larger rock
3. Season with lemon juice and spread the paste on the prepared pieces of bread.if bread is not available you may substitute the leaves of your favorite plant
4. Split two fingers lengthwise and lay them diagonally across the canape, marking the point where they cross by a little pyramid of riced yolk of hard-cooked eggs.
5. Petal-shaped pieces of the hard-cooked egg white may radiate from the center pyramid.
6. Toes may be substituted for fingers

[Metronome]

Originally Posted by scienceman

Yes

Ingredients for Anchovy Canapes Recipe 1

• 6 portions prepared bread
• 3 tablespoons Human paste
• 3 teaspoons lemon juice
• 2 hard-cooked eggs
• Garnish of human flesh

Instructions

1. Human flesh is best served fresh
2. When a blender is not available , human paste may be created by bashing a large chunk of flesh with a larger rock
3. Season with lemon juice and spread the paste on the prepared pieces of bread.if bread is not available you may substitute the leaves of your favorite plant
4. Split two fingers lengthwise and lay them diagonally across the canape, marking the point where they cross by a little pyramid of riced yolk of hard-cooked eggs.
5. Petal-shaped pieces of the hard-cooked egg white may radiate from the center pyramid.
6. Toes may be substituted for fingers

Wow... I am uncomfortable now...

[FISHPOND]

Originally Posted by Dragunov

Tell them; "I have SUPERB outdoor skills!"

Yeah that's it, I baited the wolves with my dead buddies and ate the wolves, dosen't sound so bad that way does it???

[sunwheel29]

Not really.

There is a reason why no animals live exclusively on a diet of man.

Basically we are almost nutritionally worthless. The amount of human flesh you would have to stay alive means you would have to have a ton of friends, literally.

Actually Human blood has more nutritional value in it than human organs or tissue.
I remember reading Stephen Kings short story about the guy on the island whittling himself down thinking what a moron King must have been not to have known this.

[Tack Driver]

I got 41%, I guess that's a reasonable number.

[jmp8927]

I got 37%...guess I really don't like the idea.

[hlr270]

I nailed down a 74% but then I'm the guy that would trip a buddy if we were being chased by a really angry bear

[wcassidy]

54% i always figured i would if one of them went and it was necessary, plus i love italian food

[thrillbilly]

57%
I guess I would if I had to. I have a strong will to live.

[Mike U.]

Would You Eat Your Buddies in a Blizzard?

No. Why ruin a perfectly good dessert?

Now, BBQ is another story. Bring on the Mesquite BBQ sauce and Texas Pete hot sauce for spice.

37% here.

[ArkansasHunter]

I would starve to death before I ate a human...What part would yall eat on anyway ??? Would you bury the Pooky afterwards ???? Only seems right.
Would you carve out on a stone that says.
This pile of Chit was my best friend Joe...He was good to the bone ROFL !!!!!

[gunnut2u]

My boss has chewed my butt out before .......but I don't think I want my friends too...LOL!!!!

[G. Green]

According to Jeremiah "Liver Eating" Johnson in the book "Liver Eater" the left haunch is best, the right haunch doing most of the work and more stringy.

[sbowers5]

II find this whole discusion a little bit on the far side of a decent subject for a family freindly forum.
Steve

[thrillbilly]

^What? Ya never heard of a good old-fashioned dinner at the table with the family? LMAO

[ArkansasHunter]

Originally Posted by sbowers5

II find this whole discusion a little bit on the far side of a decent subject for a family freindly forum.
Steve

I have to agree with you Steve though it is funny I winch ever time I see this thread come back around.

I wished it would go away LOL !!!! It's an awful thought eatting another human being.

GAG !!!!

[ShellShock]

You are 70% likely to eat your buddies!

On a side note, I would conduct myself as follows:

1.) Try to find nutrition to sustain myself otherwise.
2.) Eat the dead first.
3.) Try to survive without killing anyone.
4.) If #3 is impossible, kill the weakest first.

The key to eating human flesh would be knowing that if you die from starvation, they died in vain. However, if you eat them and manage to survive, one survivor is better than no survivors.