Tactical Towel

sv_libertarian · 09-24-2009, 10:53 PM

First Tactical Bacon, and now this! Seems "supremely viable" to me LOL!

MCNETT TACTICAL MICRONET MICROFIBER SOFT CAMP TOWEL XL - eBay (item 230371760326 end time Sep-26-09 09:18:37 PDT)

larmus · 09-24-2009, 11:25 PM

omg! a freakin tactical towel...

privateer · 09-25-2009, 02:23 AM

looks like earth tone Sham-Wow

338RUM · 09-25-2009, 02:29 AM

i love the stupidity of people!

ArkansasHunter · 09-25-2009, 02:31 AM

^ Thank You...A.H

338RUM · 09-25-2009, 02:42 AM

Just keepin' it real AH...... just keepin' it real....

thrillbilly · 09-25-2009, 03:47 AM

Someone needs to come up with Tactical T.P. it could be camo and come in a sealed can. The city slicker yuppie "tacticool" crowd with their lattes and BOV Hummers would buy anything that says tactical or para-military on the label.

I feel really sorry for most of the urban crowd who read a couple websites and took a weekend wilderness course. They think with a iota of training and the firearms they bought based on looks and only fired twice at a range, they could survive a disaster or SHTF situation. The woods will be full of their corpses after the first winter, IMO.

Mooseman684 · 09-25-2009, 03:56 AM

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Originally Posted by thrillbilly

Someone needs to come up with Tactical T.P. it could be camo and come in a sealed can. The city slicker yuppie "tacticool" crowd with their lattes and BOV Hummers would buy anything that says tactical or para-military on the label.

I feel really sorry for most of the urban crowd who read a couple websites and took a weekend wilderness course. They think with a iota of training and the firearms they bought based on looks and only fired twice at a range, they could survive a disaster or SHTF situation. The woods will be full of their corpses after the first winter, IMO.

Yeah , and when they find out half that Chinese Junk fails when it is used once or twice , they will realize how screwed they really are !!!

TACAV · 09-25-2009, 09:31 AM

So who would buy some cammo colored TP? Tactical Toilet paper anyone?

338RUM · 09-25-2009, 11:32 AM

^idk, who would buy tactical towels?

SwedeSteve · 10-07-2009, 10:57 PM

This is God's plan. Issue worthless stuff along with useable materials to the yuppies. Pick up the good stuff as you pass through !! Brilliant logistics...

iflylow74 · 10-07-2009, 11:19 PM

What the heck makes it tactical??? Can you kill somebody with it or something?

Ninja Piper · 10-08-2009, 12:02 AM

Ok, I will admit that I have one of these, but I bought it purely because of the size. It actually works and feels like a chamois towel. There isn't really much that is 'tactical' about it, but it is really nice for travel. I kept it in my bug out bag and it came in handy when we got caught without our luggage after a canceled flight attempt home from Guam.

Mooseman684 · 10-08-2009, 01:04 AM

For 28.99 I can buy a case of Towels...and 50 cents gets me a backpack at the second hand store...

Ninja Piper · 10-08-2009, 01:05 AM

I picked mine up at the BX for 12.00

Dragunov · 10-14-2009, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TACAV

So who would buy some cammo colored TP? Tactical Toilet paper anyone?

Wouldn't it be cammo after use anyway?

Archetype_wyo · 10-14-2009, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Dragunov

Wouldn't it be cammo after use anyway?

Depends on what you ate...lol. Dragunov either call me and let it ring a few times and hangup or text me. My other phone ate the sh** can.

Dragunov · 10-14-2009, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Archetype_wyo

Depends on what you ate...lol. Dragunov either call me and let it ring a few times and hangup or text me. My other phone ate the sh** can.

PM me your PH# again. OK?

Dallas · 10-14-2009, 07:11 PM

Somebody has already beat you guys to the punch. THe link below is for a site that sells camo T.P.

Camouflage Toilet Paper - The Fatigues for Your Bathroom from Baron Bob and Wonderfully Wacky

or

Just Toilet Paper - Camouflage Roll

or

Camoflage Toilet Paper Camo tp Hide-A-Wipe

or

Camouflage Toilet Paper - Specialty Toilet Paper - Unique Toilet Paper

deserthobbies · 10-14-2009, 07:29 PM

How about some camo off road tires so they dont leave treadmarks in the woods. LMAO

09-24-2009, 10:53 PM	#1
sv_libertarian Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Olympia, WA Posts: 405	Tactical Towel First Tactical Bacon, and now this! Seems "supremely viable" to me LOL! MCNETT TACTICAL MICRONET MICROFIBER SOFT CAMP TOWEL XL - eBay (item 230371760326 end time Sep-26-09 09:18:37 PDT) __________________ Forgive your enemies, it really %#! with their heads.*

09-24-2009, 11:25 PM	#2
larmus Domestic Engineer Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: arizona Posts: 3,159 Images: 6	omg! a freakin tactical towel... __________________ Lawrence Home Defense: .45 and a Shovel...

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09-25-2009, 02:42 AM	#6
338RUM Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Lonaconing, MD Posts: 1,025	Just keepin' it real AH...... just keepin' it real.... __________________ diaper fetishist, gay ,neo Nazi ,slaves give me hope for the versatility of the human race. -Billy

09-25-2009, 02:23 AM	#3
privateer Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Anchorage , Alaska Posts: 879	looks like earth tone Sham-Wow

09-25-2009, 03:47 AM	#7
thrillbilly Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Ozark Hill Country Posts: 2,602	Someone needs to come up with Tactical T.P. it could be camo and come in a sealed can. The city slicker yuppie "tacticool" crowd with their lattes and BOV Hummers would buy anything that says tactical or para-military on the label. I feel really sorry for most of the urban crowd who read a couple websites and took a weekend wilderness course. They think with a iota of training and the firearms they bought based on looks and only fired twice at a range, they could survive a disaster or SHTF situation. The woods will be full of their corpses after the first winter, IMO. __________________ *" I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on."* John Wayne

09-25-2009, 09:31 AM	#9
TACAV Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 1,537	So who would buy some cammo colored TP? Tactical Toilet paper anyone? __________________ Zombies don't hold grudges, discriminate, or negotiate- Neither should you. -The Zen of Zombie-

09-25-2009, 11:32 AM	#10
338RUM Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Lonaconing, MD Posts: 1,025	^idk, who would buy tactical towels? __________________ diaper fetishist, gay ,neo Nazi ,slaves give me hope for the versatility of the human race. -Billy

10-07-2009, 10:57 PM	#11
SwedeSteve Suspected Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Anchortown, Alaska Posts: 23,545 Images: 1	This is God's plan. Issue worthless stuff along with useable materials to the yuppies. Pick up the good stuff as you pass through !! Brilliant logistics... __________________ Thank God we don't get as much Government as we pay for! -Will Rogers

10-07-2009, 11:19 PM	#12
iflylow74 Registered User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Arkansaw Posts: 1,439 Blog Entries: 11	What the heck makes it tactical??? Can you kill somebody with it or something? __________________ Regnant Populi, Nemo me impune lacessit

10-08-2009, 12:02 AM	#13
Ninja Piper Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Watertown, WI Posts: 276	Ok, I will admit that I have one of these, but I bought it purely because of the size. It actually works and feels like a chamois towel. There isn't really much that is 'tactical' about it, but it is really nice for travel. I kept it in my bug out bag and it came in handy when we got caught without our luggage after a canceled flight attempt home from Guam. __________________ You can hear me...but you can't see me... I am the NINJA PIPER!

10-08-2009, 01:04 AM	#14
Mooseman684 Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Alaska Wilderness. Unit 13 Posts: 11,305 Images: 2	For 28.99 I can buy a case of Towels...and 50 cents gets me a backpack at the second hand store... __________________ You know you might be facing your doom,when all you get is a click when you're expecting a BOOM!

10-08-2009, 01:05 AM	#15
Ninja Piper Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Watertown, WI Posts: 276	I picked mine up at the BX for 12.00 __________________ You can hear me...but you can't see me... I am the NINJA PIPER!

10-14-2009, 07:11 PM	#19
Dallas PUKHA DAWG Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Virginia, just outside of Washington D.C. Posts: 3,692	Somebody has already beat you guys to the punch. THe link below is for a site that sells camo T.P. Camouflage Toilet Paper - The Fatigues for Your Bathroom from Baron Bob and Wonderfully Wacky or Just Toilet Paper - Camouflage Roll or Camoflage Toilet Paper Camo tp Hide-A-Wipe or Camouflage Toilet Paper - Specialty Toilet Paper - Unique Toilet Paper __________________ Those who forget History are condemed to repeat it.

10-14-2009, 07:29 PM	#20
deserthobbies Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Southeast , MO. Posts: 327	How about some camo off road tires so they dont leave treadmarks in the woods. LMAO