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My wife, being Navajo, gives me the opportunity to go visit her mom, dad and her brothers and sisters on the reservation every now and then. On the last trip one of her brothers told me the following: A crusty old Indian went into the trading post and inquired about toilet paper. The young lady explained she had Charmin for a $1.00 a roll, Scott Tissue for $1.25 a roll and a no name brand for 25 cents a roll. The old Indian quickly buys a roll of the lesser no named brand and off he went. The next day the old man came in and told the young lady, "I got a name for that cheap toilet paper you sold me yesterday." "Yes?" she asked. He replied, "John Wayne toilet paper.....it's rough, it's tough and it doesn't take s@#$ of no injun."
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| Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Too Dang Hot, Arizona
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Dang, I posted that in the wrong room. Sorry Jesse and Chris....if I knew how to move it to the humor room I would......yepper
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