07-28-2008, 01:14 AM
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| No Whining   | WTB Personal Slave
I mean personal assistant... Must know how to cook and clean. Assistant must also do my shopping, run my bath water, rub my feet, and give me massages on command. This is a live in assistant so you can sleep on my sexy couch. Pay is $5 per day. Food provided is the food you cook. Must not eat a lot. You will have to provide your own transportation. If interested respond to this thread or send me a PM. This is my big comfy couch behind the gun.  Name: T Location: Texas Condition: Couch is comfy Item: You Price: $5/day plus small meals Shipping: Ship yourself Contact: PM
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07-28-2008, 09:20 AM
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LOL Good luck TT.
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07-28-2008, 12:10 PM
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LOL ! Nice gun by the way...... Good luck--this never worked for me (and I at least offered FREE BEER !)
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07-28-2008, 12:29 PM
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Sounds like an ideal job for an illegal immigrant. Otherwise I might be able to put you in touch with a couple of Chinese or Thai girls who might be willing to negotiate!
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07-28-2008, 12:32 PM
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You never know, it might just the ticket for some lucky gun owner. Oh, he must know how to reload. Chris may have to start a personals section. Two can do better than one.
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07-28-2008, 12:38 PM
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hheehehhehehe
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07-28-2008, 01:39 PM
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07-28-2008, 04:57 PM
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07-28-2008, 06:52 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cranston, Rhode Island
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Nice couch! I like the Ithica better.
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07-28-2008, 11:20 PM
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You want a lot fer nuttrin don't cha?
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07-29-2008, 01:09 AM
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Oh right, my wife'll kill me..... Sorry 
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07-29-2008, 04:33 AM
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| Сергей Иванович Мосин  |
Free whiskey...? Live in Texas...!? With a gun-loving female...!?!?!?! Sign me up :-D You have to throw in the Mexican food though. I'd also have to go visit Bro Bob, Seabeescotty and everyone else for all their barbeque expertise... :-D On the other hand... what kind of whiskey is it...? Hehe |
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07-31-2008, 09:52 PM
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TexasT: Maybe if you post some photos of the whiskey and guns? Sounds tempting but I have a good wife who takes great care of me while I cook and shoot! I told a woman once who was 9 years older than me and single I'd go out with her if she gave me a copy of her income tax from the last 5 years. She had them at work the NEXT day! Found out later she had a crush on me! I told he thanks but no thanks. 6 months later she married a guy I knew who was the same as her age. 20+ years later they are still married.
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08-02-2008, 06:16 AM
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08-02-2008, 04:34 PM
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Is there room for a horse?
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08-03-2008, 09:29 AM
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Mike, you are not painting a pretty picture in my mind . . . you, TexasT and Trigger??? That's just wrong.
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10-02-2008, 05:55 PM
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I could send you an # 1 girl from Saigon but she might be pushing 65 years by now.
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