Elderly woman stopped by State Trooper

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  1. DWFan

    DWFan G&G Enthusiast

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    This is funny, but it's also real. When I can find the article, I'll post a link.

    A Minnesota Trooper pulled over a 65 year old woman for speeding. When she presented her identification and registration, the Trooper noticed that one item was a CCW permit.
    The Trooper asked if the woman had a weapon with her. She replied yes, that she had a .45 pistol in the glovebox. "Is that all?" the Trooper asked.
    "No, I also have a 9mm pistol in the center console." Something made the Trooper ask a third time. "Do you have any more?" "Yes", the woman replied, "I have a .38 revolver in my purse."
    The officer was somewhat surprised and asked the woman "What are you scared of?"
    The woman's response?
    "Not a damn thing." (she actually used the "F" word)
    Last edited: Jan 28, 2012
  2. rob g

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    I love it!!!!
  3. TACAV

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    lol nice. where this is one weapon there is always another. The famous "rule of 3".
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    If that is real I would like to introduce her to my wife. :)
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    This is the first time I have heard this one taking place in Minnesota.... It's usually Texas.... lol
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