Is This The World's Most Stupid Man?

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  1. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

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    No this is not from my wife :)


    11:00 - 20 September 2003

    Tv cameras have captured the agonising moment when a 350lb bull shark attacked a man convinced yoga would protect him from one of nature's most dangerous predators. The shark's razor-sharp teeth tore a chunk out of scientist Erich Ritter's leg as he stood in waters off a Bahamian beach that had been heavily baited with fish parts, it was revealed yesterday.

    He suffered massive blood loss before being attended by first aiders and flown to hospital in West Palm Beach, Florida for treatment in intensive care.

    The Discovery Channel will broadcast the incident on Sunday next week, claiming it as the first TV footage of a shark attack on a human being.

    They say his brush with death has provided a unique insight into how and why different breeds of shark bite.

    Dr Ritter's terrifying ordeal was filmed from above and below the water as he stood bare-legged in the shallows trying to attract sharks for a scientific study.

    He had persuaded himself that special breathing techniques would safeguard him from an attack.

    He practised yoga to reduce his heartbeat when swimming with sharks to make them believe he was a fellow predator and not prey.

    Before the attack, he claimed that because of his ability to understand the sharks' body language he had never even been "nipped".

    But the 43-year-old behavioural scientist badly miscalculated when a remora, a semi-parasitical fish associated with sharks, swam between his legs in search of shelter.

    One of the sharks pursuing the remora missed the fish in the low visibility and sank its teeth deep into his left calf.

    Dr Ritter, who spent six weeks in hospital, admitted he was lucky to be alive.

    "When my conscious mind finally kicked in, I had the impression everything had slowed down around me. The pain was excruciating, but there was something else.

    "I was not angry, upset or anything like that, but I just understood what had happened, and what had to be done," said Dr Ritter.

    "On my way to the hospital I started to get cold, and I felt disconnected to what had happened to me. Then I found some form of peace and acceptance that I may die."

    The two-hour documentary, Anatomy of a Shark Bite, sets out to discover whether all species of shark bite the same way and examines the amazing strength of the shark's powerful jaws.

    Dr Ritter was bitten while carrying out research on the island of Walker's Cay, famous for its large population of sharks.

    Unless provoked, the bull sharks of Walker's Cay are generally placid and conservationists have even used them as evidence that sharks are not the indiscriminate killers many people suppose.

    The documentary is being screened on 'Shark Sunday', when the Discovery Channel is also showing Great Whites Down Under (8am), Ancient Sharks (5pm), Top Ten Shark Encounters (6pm) and Air Jaws 2 (8pm).
  2. Sniper[MI]

    Sniper[MI] G&G Newbie

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    Not quite a Rocket Scientist, huh?

    That's some purdy fancy thinkin ya gots goin on thar Dr Ritter!
  3. whirlwind

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    maybe next time he will try wearing a tuna suit to make the sharks think he belonged in the sea with them? whata idiot!
  4. Logansdad

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    Darwin Award nominee..could have won the award easily but he lived
  5. dhermesc

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    He practised yoga to reduce his heartbeat when swimming with sharks to make them believe he was a fellow predator and not prey.

    "A Fellow Predator"

    Just goes to show that sharks are smarter then over educated humans.

    Maybe next week he'll wrestle naked with a Rottweiller and the week after that shove a firecracker up his arse. Eventually he'll "accidently" remove himself from the shallow end of the gene pool.
  6. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

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    Appearently Sharks like "Yoguert " :)
  7. Stewart

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    If this is the same guy I am thinking about then this has already been on the Discovery channel. They go through all the recreations and even make a mechanical shark to find out how much bite pressure would be needed to snap through a leg. They even had footage of this woman who was attacked at sea and had her leg bitten off.

    I don't think he is the stupidest man though, for that you need to read the post about the guy who put the firecraker in his butt. Titled Is this true
  8. Pumpkinheaver

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    Another educated idiot!!!!
  9. Logansdad

    Logansdad Guest

    buy them books and send 'em to school and this is how they act
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