The Hypnotist at a Senior Home

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  1. TheLastMountain

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    > The Hypnotist at a Senior Home
    >
    > It was entertainment night at the senior citizens' center.
    >
    > After the community sing along led by Alice at the piano,
    > it was time for the star of the show- Claude the Hypnotist!
    >
    > Claude explained that he was going to put the whole
    > audience into a trance.
    >
    >
    > "Yes, each and every one of you and all at the same time."
    > said Claude.
    >
    > The excited chatter dropped to silence as Claude carefully
    > withdrew from his waistcoat pocket; a beautiful antique gold pocket
    > watch and chain.
    >
    > "I want you to keep your eyes on this watch" said Claude,
    > holding the watch high for all to see.
    >
    > "It is a very special and valuable watch that has been in
    > my family for six generations" said Claude.
    >
    > He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while
    > quietly chanting, "Watch the watch --- Watch the watch ----Watch the
    > watch."
    >
    > The audience became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and
    > forth.
    >
    > The lights were twinkling as they were reflected from its
    > gleaming surfaces.
    >
    > A hundred and fifty pairs of eyes followed the movements of
    > the gently swaying watch.
    >
    > They were hypnotized.
    >
    > And then, suddenly, the chain broke!!!
    >
    > The beautiful watch fell to the stage and burst apart on
    > impact"
    >
    > "CRAP" said Claude.
    >
    > It took them three days to clean the Senior Citizens '
    > Center and Claude was never invited there again.
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