10 things you should NEVER say to a woman during an argument: 1. Don't you have some laundry to do or something? 2. Ohh, you are so cute when you get all pissed off. 3. You're just upset because your *** is beginning to spread. 4. Wait a minute...I get it. What time of the month is it? 5. You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one? 6. Sorry...I was just picturing you naked. 7. Whoa...time out! Football is on! 8. Looks like someone had an extra bowl of ***** flakes this morning! 9. Is there any way we can do this via e-mail? 10. Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.