1st day of school memories

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by billy, Sep 1, 2010.

  1. billy

    billy G&G Evangelist Forum Contributor

    i had to walk 99 miles in the snow barefoot to school
    uphill BOTH ways.
    while being chased by the ice weasels.
    with nothing but a NO.2 pencil between me and a hideous death.

    being surrounded by blood crazed Paiutes while walking to the sod outhouse was a picnic in comparison.
     
  2. billy

    billy G&G Evangelist Forum Contributor

    ice weasels.



    yessir
    deadly poisonous cuisinarts of death!
     

  3. Huey Rider

    Huey Rider G&G Evangelist Forum Contributor

    Ie weasels.... I hunted them with a snow ball slingshot made out of ice sycles and underwear waistbands.
     
  4. blaster

    blaster G&G Evangelist

    weasels ripped my flesh! I have seen them they are horrible
     
  5. toolman

    toolman Resident Sasquatch Forum Contributor

    Mmmm, I love me some ice weasel-tastes like a chicken popsicle...
     
  6. DaTeacha

    DaTeacha Things are not what they seem. Forum Contributor

    I used to ride my icecycle to school. The weasels were too slow to catch me.
     
  7. Brandhard

    Brandhard G&G Evangelist

    Wow, you guys are great! :)
     
  8. We did't have ice weasel's this far south, we did have grass gators. Them son of guns would be laying low in the grass and if you was to walk by one they would Puke on your britches legs...A.H
     
    Last edited: Sep 2, 2010
  9. SwedeSteve

    SwedeSteve Freedom Zealot Forum Contributor

  10. wily1

    wily1 G&G Addict Forum Contributor

    This far north the ice weasels were around from September to June!
     
  11. Tracer

    Tracer G&G Aussie Dad

    once you took some barbed wire off the fence and wrapped it around your bare feet you could get enough traction to out run them!
     
  12. wily1

    wily1 G&G Addict Forum Contributor

    Oh Mr Hoidy Toidy had barbed wire did he! Wish I was that lucky, had to wrap our feet in thistles and of course had to dig thru 15 feet of snow to find them!
     
  13. Tracer

    Tracer G&G Aussie Dad

  14. In North Idaho Ice weasel is a term used when flirting with ladys in the cold
     
  15. billy

    billy G&G Evangelist Forum Contributor

    what i wouldnt have given for thistles!
    we were so poor
    we didnt even have dirt.....
     
  16. billy

    billy G&G Evangelist Forum Contributor

    uppity thistle wearin snobs......
     
  17. DaTeacha

    DaTeacha Things are not what they seem. Forum Contributor

    HEY! Be careful, there! In some social circles, that word "uppity" is considered to be a racial slur. Me, I'd take it as a compliment if someone thought I was doing well enough to be social climbing. I guess it's all just further proof that Einstein was right -- Everything is Relative.
     
  18. billy

    billy G&G Evangelist Forum Contributor

    we woulda killed for a circle back in the day.
    social or not....
     
  19. wily1

    wily1 G&G Addict Forum Contributor

    Okay I lied about the thistles on our feet to look like a big shot! We ate them, you think we would waste them on our feet. Well the rich folk could!
     
  20. billy

    billy G&G Evangelist Forum Contributor

    ok
    the truth comes out.
    i still dont like cold chicken feet and thistle soup.