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2 bad wife jokes.

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Jul 9, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

    Q. If your wife keeps comeing out of the kitchen to nag you what did you do wrong?
    A. Made the chain too long.


    Q. How can you tell if your wife is dead?
    A. The sex is the same but the dishs are pileing up.
     
  2. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    My wifes coming for you Doglips,she broke the chain completely(actually I think she bit right through it!!!!)
     

  3. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

    What was that old saying..duck and cover. Ya kinda amazing Ive been married 19 years....wifee poo groned at the jokes too. I got to be nice to her for a few days she ordered me something from SOG....and wont tell me but I know see used my FFL lic to do it so got to be a new toy....she keeps threating to cancel the order if I miss behave.