Three pals, deer hunters, sitting around the campfire comparing how DUMB their wive are... First guy says... "my wife is so dumb, she cant even wash the dishes... I have to do it for her !!" Second hunter says, thats nuthin'.. my wife is so dumb, she cant do the checkbook, so I have to do it... Third hunter says... " you's guys are married to a couple of geniuses.. My wife is so dumb, we take separtate vacations, and when she packs, she takes condums... and SHE DON'T HAVE a DICK !!!"