35th wedding anniversary

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Jun 4, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    The wealthy old gentleman and his wife were celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary
    and their three grown sons joined them for dinner. The old man was rather irritated when
    he discovered none of the boys had bothered to bring a gift.

    After the meal, the waiter brought the check and none offered to pay even a part of it.
    As they were leaving, the old man drew them aside. "You're all grown men," he said, "and
    old enough to hear this. Your mother and I have never been legally married."

    "What?" gasped one of the sons. "Do you mean to say we're all *******s?"

    "Yes," snapped the old man, "and cheap ones, too!"
  2. Chris

    Chris G&G Evangelist Staff Member Forum Contributor

    That was a great one!

    I hope I am never like that :)