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911 Texan Style

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Chris, Aug 4, 2002.

  1. Chris

    Chris Administrator Staff Member

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    A couple of Texas hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to
    the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back
    in his head.

    The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 9-1-1 emergency. He
    gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

    The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can
    help. First, lets make sure he's dead."

    There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

    The hunter says, "OK, now what?"
     
  2. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Alan and Klaus?:confused: :D
     

  3. Wayne

    Wayne G&G Newbie

    Which one was Klaus? HEYYY??????? I'm from TX !!! LOL
     
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  4. What's one dead Texan among freinds.

    Not funny. Wayne where is Copperas Cove. Klaus is laughing because he's the one on the cell phone.:D
     
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  5. Wayne

    Wayne G&G Newbie

    alanc Copperas Cove on highway 190 just west of Ft Hood. Naw I think Klaus MAY be a little brighter than that LOL OH Yeah Alanc Congrats on your 1000th post
     
  6. oneastrix

    oneastrix G&G Newbie

    San Antonio is laughing!
     
  7. Eric

    Eric G&G Newbie

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    So when did lenny and joe go hunting?
     
  8. Eric that does sound more resonable.
     
  9. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Ha,ha ha,ha, ha, ha you guys are tooooo funny! :D !