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A Better Way To Pay Taxes

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Apr 28, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

    A Better Way To Pay Taxes


    Attn: IRS

    Enclosed is my 2001 tax return & payment. Please take note of the attached article from USA Today newspaper. In the article, you will see that the Pentagon is paying $171.50 for hammers and NASA has paid $600.00 for a toilet seat.

    Please find enclosed four toilet seats (value $2400) and six hammers (value $1029). This brings my total payment to $3429.00. Please note the overpayment of $22.00 and apply it to the "Presidential Election Fund," as noted on my return. Might I suggest you the send the above mentioned fund a 1.5 inch screw." (See attached article...HUD paid $22.00 for a 1.5 inch phillips head screw.)

    It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to paying it again next year.

    Sincerely,
    A satisfied taxpayer

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  2. Doglips,
    This is your best yet.
    Please keep em comming, I look forward to these daily.
    Thanks for the smiles.