A Carolina hillbilly

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Jun 14, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    A Carolina hillbilly, Herman James, was drafted by the Army, and on the
    first day as an enlisted man, he was given a comb.
    The following day, the Army barber sheared all of his hair off.

    On the third day, the Army gave him a toothbrush. The next day, the Army
    dentist yanked several of his teeth out.

    On the fifth day, he was given a jock strap. That afternoon, Herman
    disappeared, and the Army is still looking for him.

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