A Great Golf Story

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Oxford, Aug 30, 2002.

  1. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    Couldn't find anything special for my 1,000th post but this joke will have to do. At least, to me, it was funny.

    A fellow is getting ready to tee-off on the first hole when a second fellow
    approaches and asks if he can join him. The first says that he usually plays
    alone but agrees to let the second guy join him. Both are even after the first
    couple of holes.

    The second guy says "Say, we're about evenly matched,what do you think
    about we play for a $5.00 a hole?"

    The first fellow says that he usually plays alone and doesn't like to bet but
    agrees to the terms. Well, the second guy wins the rest of the holes and as they're
    walking off of the eighteenth hole, and while counting his $80.00, he confesses
    that he's the pro at a neighboring course and likes to pick on suckers.

    The first fellow reveals that he's the parish priest at the local Catholic Church.

    The second fellow gets all flustered and apologetic and offers to give the priest
    back his money.

    The priest says, "No, no. You won fair and square and I was foolish to bet
    with you. You keep your winnings."

    The pro says, "Well, is there anything I can do to make it up to you?"

    The priest says, "Well, you could come to Mass on Sunday and make a donation.
    And if you'll bring your mother and father by after Mass, I'll marry them for you."
  2. Oxford congratulations on your 1000 post--what took you so long? You are well deserving of it. Take care Mr. Windbag.--HA!