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A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, May 25, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

    A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee queer.

    The bartender looks up and says, “You ain’t from around here, are ya? Where ya from, boy?â€￾

    The guy says, “I’m from Iowa.â€￾

    The bartender asks, “What the heck you do in Iowa?â€￾

    The guy responds, “I’m a taxidermist.â€￾

    The bartender asks, “A taxidermist? Now just what the heck is a taxidermist?â€￾

    The guy says nervously, “I mount animals.â€￾

    The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, “It’s okay boys, he’s one of us!â€￾
     
  2. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    WAS THAT BILL KLINTON BEHIND THE BAR???
     

  3. N2914J

    N2914J G&G Newbie

    Awwww, I'm about to move to Arkansas.
     
  4. SPOCAHP ANAR

    SPOCAHP ANAR G&G Enthusiast

    Actually had that said to me in a bar in WV as soon as I walked in the door. You ain't lived till a 250 lbd woman says that to you as two 250 lbd trucker mtn men turn around and look at you as she's saying it.