A king and his throne !

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by TXplt, Sep 24, 2020.

  1. TXplt

    TXplt Gun Toting Boeing Driver Forum Contributor

    Finally everything is operational in the remodel:

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    Thing's amazing. 4th generation genuine Japanese. Washer, dryer, electronic auto flush, and it kicks on when the prox sensor sees ya coming.

    Haven't figured out the remote quite yet so if things go awry and you don't hear from me for a few days someone call plunger man to get me out of wherever I might be !
     
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  2. Big Dog

    Big Dog Retired IT Dinosaur Wrangler Forum Contributor

    A freaking toilet with a remote!? Sheesh.......
    The phrase "Teats on a fish" comes to mind. Sorry, I just cannot see the logic in it. What happens when the EMP knocks all power out, and your batteries are dead?
     
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  3. Ten Man

    Ten Man G&G Evangelist

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  4. TXplt

    TXplt Gun Toting Boeing Driver Forum Contributor

    Guess it's back to the pit outside.

    But boy is that thing warm and comfy.

    And for the next run on TP I'll be on the sidelines laughing.
     
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  5. Sportsterboy

    Sportsterboy G&G Evangelist

    When Elvis died, I was trying to come up with a "scratch n sniff" poster of Elvis on the toilet.
    The King and his Throne....was what I was going to caption them.
    I thought it'd be a big seller......:rolleyes:
     
  6. jwrauch

    jwrauch G&G Evangelist Forum Contributor

    OMG, an exercise in one-upmanship ?!?!?!
     
  7. Sportsterboy

    Sportsterboy G&G Evangelist

    I'm sure his estate would have sued the crap out of me.....:D
     
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  8. chesterwin

    chesterwin G&G Evangelist

    I thought salvaging a couple of like new high boy toilets from a house scheduled to be torn down next week was a score. That high tech commode makes me wonder worse than "Alexa".
     
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  9. austinjoe13

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    I just knew this was a toilet thread :p
     
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  10. ChaZam

    ChaZam G&G Evangelist Forum Contributor

    So a tame bear doesn't XXXX in the woods, eh?
     
  11. Big Dog

    Big Dog Retired IT Dinosaur Wrangler Forum Contributor

    Is the bidet water heated? A cold water jet would be..... thrilling. ;)
     
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  12. ItstheHOFF

    ItstheHOFF G&G Evangelist

    Wow. I thought this was gonna be a profound and heartwarming message about manhood and the importance of our role in society. I open it to see a toilet.
     
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  13. Huey Rider

    Huey Rider G&G Evangelist Forum Contributor

    This thread is slowly going down the crapper:rolleyes:
     
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  14. austinjoe13

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    What are you talking about? That's where it started :p

    At least we have a nice bidet finish :D
     
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  15. redcaddy51

    redcaddy51 G&G Evangelist

    Is there a button on that remote that tests for the presence of virus, in the outfall, like several eastern (blue state) institutions of higher learning do?
    RED
     
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  16. TXplt

    TXplt Gun Toting Boeing Driver Forum Contributor

    Naw, I flushed the WuFlu crap several months ago.

    It might be at home though with some 'bullseyes' of celebrities from whom the world would benefit from a good flush. We used to have the Hanoi Jane stickers to improve our aim (and make things easier on the cleaners) in the squadron urinals in days of yore.
     
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  17. FortyXDM

    FortyXDM G&G Evangelist Staff Member

    Perhaps it is to be held by family members on the other side of the door to give a Dad the ol' "courtesy" flush !
     
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  18. Jim Bridger

    Jim Bridger G&G Evangelist Forum Contributor

    I saw where a large Python came thru the sewer lines exiting into a home. The snake came up through the toilet into the home. Keep a shotgun near your "Throne". :eek:
     
  19. TXplt

    TXplt Gun Toting Boeing Driver Forum Contributor

    Got something ALWAYS within reach. Always (especially at vulnerable times).

    But I'm not sure I could shoot at this thing; I'd never hear the end of it from my wife.

    Just hope it's power flush is as good as everything else it does. One MORE use for frantic use of the remote.

    And I'm sure I'd look just as comical bolting out of the door as Dad did when he discovered that bald-face hornets decided to use the inside of the outhouse at the cabin as a temporary base of operations.
     
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  20. rando

    rando G&G Evangelist Forum Contributor

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    J.J. does that thing play music also?
     
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