A man goes to see the Rabbi

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  1. Doglips

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    A man goes to see the Rabbi.

    “Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it.â€￾

    The Rabbi asked, “What’s wrong?â€￾

    The man replied, “My wife is poisoning me.â€￾

    The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, “How can that be?â€￾

    The man then pleads, “I’m telling you, I’m certain she’s poisoning me, what should I do?â€￾

    The Rabbi then offers, “Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I’ll see what I can find out and I’ll let you know.â€￾

    A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, “Well, I spoke to your wife. I spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?â€￾

    The man anxiously says, “Yes.â€￾

    “Take the poison,â€￾ says the Rabbi.