A man goes to see the Rabbi. â€œRabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it.â€ The Rabbi asked, â€œWhatâ€™s wrong?â€ The man replied, â€œMy wife is poisoning me.â€ The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, â€œHow can that be?â€ The man then pleads, â€œIâ€™m telling you, Iâ€™m certain sheâ€™s poisoning me, what should I do?â€ The Rabbi then offers, â€œTell you what. Let me talk to her, Iâ€™ll see what I can find out and Iâ€™ll let you know.â€ A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, â€œWell, I spoke to your wife. I spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?â€ The man anxiously says, â€œYes.â€ â€œTake the poison,â€ says the Rabbi.