A married man was having an affair...

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Aug 24, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips Guest

    A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex,they fell asleep, awakening around eight PM.

    As the man threw on his clothes, he told the women to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied.

    He slipped into his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been!" demanded his wife when he entered the house.

    "Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock."

    The wife glanced down at his shoes and said' "You lying *******!

    You've been to a gun show!"

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    Theres more than one way to get your "gun" polished!

  3. Humm--shows in Houston are on concrete floors--now what.
  4. Oxford

    Oxford G&G Evangelist

    He could have said "golfing".