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Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, May 15, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

    The Washington Post asked readers to take any word
    from the dictionary... alter it by adding,
    subtracting, or changing one
    letter... and supply a new definition!

    1) Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund,
    which lasts until you realize it was your money
    to start with.

    2) Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a
    hillbilly.

    3) Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself
    for the purpose of getting laid.

    4) Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very
    high.

    5) Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic
    wit and the person who doesn't get it.

    6) Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you
    are running late.

    7) Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

    8) Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (this one
    got extra credit)

    9) Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending
    off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like
    , the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

    10) Glibido: All talk and no action.

    11) Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to
    seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

    And, the pick of the liter(ature):

    12) Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an
    *******.
     
  2. NRAJOE

    NRAJOE YOU TALKIN' TO ME!? Forum Contributor

    I'VE MET ALOT OF #12'S IN THE LAST 21 YRS OF SECURITY WORK!
     

  3. Klaus

    Klaus G&G Newbie

    Number 11 had TWO letters changed.