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A New York Lawyer Died

Discussion in 'The Powder Keg' started by Doglips, Apr 26, 2002.

  1. Doglips

    Doglips G&G Newbie

    A New York Lawyer Died

    In honor of the New York attorneys suing the gun industry because their local legislators are incapable of dealing directly with criminals...

    A New York Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates.

    Saint Peter asks him "What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?"

    The Lawyer thought a moment, then said, "A week ago, I gave a quarter to a homeless person on the street."

    Saint Peter asked Gabriel to check this out in the record, and after a moment Gabriel affirmed that this was true.

    Saint Peter said, "Well, that's fine, but it's not really quite enough to get you into Heaven."

    The Lawyer said, "Wait Wait! There's more! Three years ago I also gave a homeless person a quarter."

    Saint Peter nodded to Gabriel, who after a moment nodded back, affirming this, too, had been verified.

    Saint Peter then whispered to Gabriel, "Well, what do you suggest we do with this fellow?"

    Gabriel gave the Lawyer a sidelong glance, then said to Saint Peter, "Let's give him back his 50 cents and tell him to go to Hell."